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Ive had a bl0wjob whilst driving (recieved, not given!!!!), its fookin magic!!!! :D

:rofl: I got one too, fed up of getting stuck in the snow last year, so no more!!!

High post counts are not cool.......see example above!!!!!!!

Does it smell of burning antifreeze on the outside, heater matrix hoses are going left right and centre at the mo, just done mine and all is now well.

Ive never tried to give up, and i got no plans to. Ismoke cos it makes me look hard!!!!

I got pulled once for it, in Nottingham got a £30 fine. Told the officer that i payed good money for the reg so it would look like barks so if it costs me £30 every now and then so what!!! A week later i got a nasty letter from DVLA threatening to withdraw my reg! Never get pulled locally though.

Slllaaaaaagggggggg!!!!!!!!!!

You only too the job cos you thought you'd get a uniform!!!! I vote macca for club secretary, he's got plenty of free time!!!

get the kettle on then prawn boy!!

lets have the meet at shrimpys house, he wont mind, and i can pinch his mirrors when he puts the kettle on!!

tell you what you can have the mrs for the night instead!!!! :D

Well i reckon £50 sounds good to me at "mates rates!!!" if so ill pick it up toomorow evening!

How much buddy, mate, pal, it wasnt me that wrote that song, it was Chunk, he logs in under my user name, must stop him diong that!!! :D

Barstard, gutted, after having my new door mirror on for a record 2 weeks some bloody knobhead biker decides to sqeeze past me in the traffic queue. Only mr dumb stupid thick as fook biker doesnt realise that hes got fooking great boxes attached to the back of his bike, and kindly tw@ts my mirror off. I even had to get out my car and run after him to make him stop. Now i got to find another feckin mirror again!!! :( Bastid, bastid, bastid.

Time to resign now i think!!!!

What next??? Vinegar??!!!!! ;) :rofl:

Shortage of space at the local church perhaps????

At last a succesful zed spoted!!!!

while we're on the subject, are reverse lights law?? My mrs reckons theyre not and i told her as far as i know that eveything you have on the car must work, so if it has reverse lights they must work, like wise with something like front fogs.

Up to one month i believe.

Well, my phone bill hasnt turned up yet, thats got to be a bonus!!! Our postman stuart is brilliant, just when he's on holiday that we get problems. When i worked at the petrol station, i used to save the points that people didnt have (and more, naughty naughty!!) and i sent for £250 worth of index vouchers, all that arrived was a ripped envelope in a bag that said sorry we damaged your mail!!! Of course i couldnt chase it up cos i shouldnt of been getting them anyway.

Cant remember the plate or the time, think it was a uk one but cant really remember, no, it may of been an import actually, on Leicester road Nuneaton this afternoon, anyone?? :confused:

Actually, i can only make the 28th!!!

Ive had good figures, 30+mpg on long runs, cant remember the best now. I remember the worst though that was 11 on short winter runs.

Im in for either, assuming the car works and chunks well enough!!!