Bob

The John West Salmon one that has just come back on with the boxing bear!!

Only good thing to come from it will be a free tracker if it gets nicked!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer, but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter: Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love Ron. P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing. :dance: :dance: :dance:

Stocks and Shares ISA is a good return, max of 7k a year, i do them every year and a couple are averaging about 15-20% growth over 2 years!!

Cheers mate, genuine as my Niece is pestering!!

Give you £225.00, thats £50.00 free for you and i`ll pick it up tomorrow with cash!

Cant post in for-sale, how much you after mate, i`m interested!! Bob

Why rebuild it, there`s only the fookin wing mirror left!!!

Keep the money and buy yourself something you can keep and say your Grandad bought it you!

Thats either a very weak front end or that post is buried 50ft into the ground!!! Bob

Scoobies will leave a 300 standing round the bends, thats what they were built and designed for. Top end is a different story. Different cars built for different things. Bob

Only a small box, will fit under the dash easy. I get mine from Microscan but all pretty much the same. Bob

The remote kit goes in the car and then run 2 wires into the drivers door. I`ve done loads of them, did one today actually!! (Alfo`s)

Why buy a kit of 4 motors when you only need 1 ???

Yes you can buy a remote locking kit. You will need a universal 2 wire locking motor for the drivers door for it to work. Not an easy job, bit fiddly to get the motor to fit in the door and connect it up but can be done. Bob

No probs mate, i`ll put the kettle on!!

http://www.gtr.co.uk/forum/upload/66691-few-updated-pics-hope-you-like-them.html Bob

Fuse??

Bob

Don`t know where the buyer is from Mike, i did the work for the restorer/seller. Bob

Yeah, the guy is a classic car restorer, has been completley resored and engine bored out from 3.7l to 4.2l I`ve worked on a few for him but this was just stunning

When you work in the motor trade you get to work on allsorts, the chav bins, everyday cars then once in a while you get something very special!! Today was one of those days, an absolutley stunning Aston Martin 1962 DB4 Pictures really don`t do this car justice (only had my phone with me!!) Enjoy! Bob

I was wiring a shower in at home, told her the electric would be off for an hour or so if she wanted a last cuppa or anything. "Hang on then, if the lecky is going off let me set the video for Coronation St!!!!" Stupid woman Bob

James, i fit Alarms for a living a would reccomend Toad Ai606, Paul (Securicar) is also a fitter and recommends Sigma, so if you want reliability then either of these will do the job. Bob

Get an FG Marder, not cheap but go lice fvck!! Run on 2 stroke so much easier to start. I`ve got a Marder 1/5 scale and an FG touring car 1/5 scale and wouldn`t go back to nitro after these. I`ve got a Savage nitro which never gets used, body battered but they do go well. Bob