Everything posted by old git
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Hilter, has only got one ball.
Shit :headvswal i forgot about that :headvswal but i do know, that his other ball is at the old town hall :rofl:
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george best has dies
WELL SAID :mac1: Yes im glad your back :hyper:
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george best has dies
I make that twice in one day :confused: maybe going for the hat-trick :rofl:
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George Best
Funky si & Astrssuck :mac1: :mac1: we need more of that stuff on TV :hyper:
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George Best
RESPECT :bow: Real heroes :bow:
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George Best
I never said dont remmember him, just move on, its been nothing but G. Best for the last month, we even had a run down on how many hours he had to live. It was his choice to live the way he did. War victims never got that choice . So read it and stop talking out of your arse. :smash:
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George Best
George Best dead?? I wish someone would let me know :rofl: Why all the fuss? :confused: he only kicked a bloody ball around back in the 70s. An old boy that fought in the 1914/18 war passed away last week, i never saw as much fuss over him, in the papers and on TV,, those old war guys deserve more recognition for what they put up with in the trenches. Footballers get paid FAR too much anyway. He had a good 59 years, all the birds n booze. RIP n move on.
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top gear, tonite
I farted in a packed lift on the Eiffel tower,,HONEST,, I was last in,, SO I thought i would be first out :nono: there were two doors,, it was (the fart) one of those really quiet ROTTERS, i held the thing in, and let RIP, just as i felt the lift started slowing down,,, OH F**K, last in, last out :eek: :rofl: :rofl: I dont speek French :confused: but i could tell by their tone of voices,, that they didint go much on it,, talk about RED face :nelson: My claim to fame in France, 1981,
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gary glitter
They both come in tots :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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gary glitter
cum on cum on cum on cum on cum on cum on CUM ON :rofl: Shoot the lot of em,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, or have their dicks sewn to their foreheads, so we can identify them in the streets. What does Gary Glitter and whisky have in common????
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Know of a good stripper??
THANKS GUYS :bow:
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Know of a good stripper??
PAINT stripper,,, that can be used safely on fibreglass, without attacking the gel-coat?? Shot blasting gets the paint off OK, but it pitts the gel bad, got loads of it to do,,,, many coats of paint to remove :bow:
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Policewoman shot!!!!!!! Hmmmmm
Try telling that to her 4 year old daughter. A soldier serving in Iraq knows what he is up against, an should be equiped for the job, with heavy back up,,,, THATS WAR. A WPC trying to stop scum robbing a travel agents for a few pounds, dont expect to shot dead at point blank range, on our streets. If only they had listened to Enoch. (say no more) Mind you, i do think the police should go back to pushbikes, and walk the beat, rather than flying around the streets in cars, and missing all the real action. 10 MPH over the limit seems a more important issue, than some guy breaking in ya garage.
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Policewoman shot!!!!!!! Hmmmmm
Bring back the death penalty, and national service, n teach these pratts some respect. I hate coppers that look for 34 mph drivers to nick, in 30 limits, but no ,four year old deserves to lose her mum this way. Why should we have to pay, to keep guys like that gunman, and the likes of ian huntly alive in UK prisons ?? :confused:
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Oh No Not Again
So i guess a,, Dim Westwood fan club is out the question :rofl: :rofl: Group buy on an asassin, sounds good,, but i prefer a slow and painful torture,,, so hows about a group kick in the bo****ks :mac1:
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Oh No Not Again
Dim Westwood, on pimp my ride, fri 7.30 on 5. :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: Is there a shortage of presenters??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Poor ol George Best
The doctor has just been to see him, doc said "ive got some good news and some bad news, George said "give me the bad news" doc replied "you only have one hour to live" George replies well whats the good news then, doc replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR" :rofl: :rofl:
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whats dripping?
Water level is fine :eek: thank f**k for that. But will keep an eye on those pipes in future. Will now try it with AC off. Thanks again guys :bow:
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whats dripping?
Thanks for the info guys, will have a look,, if it ever stops f*****g raining. :mad:
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whats dripping?
Yes maybe, left my daughter in the car while i went into a shop, she loves switches n buttons (bless her shes only 21) KIDS :headvswal Thanks Jay, will give it a go A/C off.
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whats dripping?
After a run in the z tt I can here something dripping onto a hot surface under the bonnet, water or fuel :confused: I think fuel, sounds like its coming from around the engine oil dip stick area, but I cant see anything, it lasts for about 3 to 4 minutes after switch off, any ideas guys?? Also while im on here, any ideas how those rear spoilers come off?, are they stuck on??
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cheap TT manwell
I can beat that :shock: see the nov jap performance mag :hyper: 300tt, with leather uk car, t&t recent service £1,595 :eek: the guy says, his company car forces sale, HOW :xxx: worth breaking for that price :nelson:
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Cornwall?
Padstow is a bit like Meva. But dont eat at Ricks, unless you have a fat wallet. :eek: Great seafood, if you can get booked in, allways busy. :bow:
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Cornwall?
Mevagissey, close to St Austell, Valley park hotel. off road safe parking. Its a dickhead free zone. Was reasonable prices, but haven't been for a few years, good food n bar. Loads of B&Bs, good pubs and restaurants in Meva. :bow: :duffer:
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OMEN car
http://HTTP://www.lobmbc.co.uk/photos.php Battle of Britain meeting, 2005/09/11. :confused: no OMEN :duffer: sunk maybe? :rofl: