old git

drink lots of beer, i was told this disolves stones, i know theyve been removed, and placed on some guys lawn (lol), but you cant take chances, drink lots n piss lots, i guarantee you wont be pissing blood then, had a simlar thing myself 10 years ago,, red piss, loads of blood tests, camera up dick you name it they done it, they never did find out what was wrong with me,,, i got so depressed with the piss thing i decided i needed a flush out, and it worked, aint been to doc since, chemists are open late too.

start worring if your concave. :rofl:

no privacy anymore, soon your be abel to find out the size of your next door neighbours dick on here. :xxx:

how about B&Q condoms, DIY, ive got a can of latex, and when you put yer finger in it drys tight to the skin, like a latex glove, ,, must admit ive been tempted,, maybe tommorow,, its a gallon can so should fit. :mac1:

snap, 2 jobs already,,, now dont tell us your bored now,, as ive got the beer,, say no more.

if your that bored bud, get the tools out and do some work on my z, MOT due next week. :mac1: got loads a beer. :hyper:

no comet

186 mph getting better,,, :hyper:

cant stand the pratt either.

only managed 41 mph , but im going back for more :mac1: :mac1:

make it 19, 90 tt import, the silverside, (hair and car)

special brew,, guaranteed to make ya talk shit, a few more and i may post up some silly rhymes. :D

yeh corse he was wat the fook am i on :nelson:

so was bruce lee :bow:

yes they did put turbos on targas, thats not to say it is one though, may be n/a. sounds a good buy, could break it for that :mac1:

police camera action,, dont that guy with a head that looks too big for his body piss ya off?? soooo bloody cockey, almost like you want to go out there and blow his and the entire LAPDs bloody doors off. :mac1:

in my day they had bikes, but they knew everyones business,,,,then they give em hilman imps, WHY?? give me a blue flashing light 4 me z and a grand a week ill catch the foookers. :hyper:

cant sort it??? try classic auto advert. :headvswal

show this to your wife in a dark room with volume up , http://hypertony.co.uk/others/classaudoads.htmn :rofl:

WOW i love that stripped out racer look, just put the V6 back in and a roof on it .then its my dream machine :bow:

yep bud thats been what ive survived on since 99 check out gallery pic far right 4th down, blue, last year i had a supercharged motor in that, which ran 13.8 1/4 at the pod in a vw beetle with street tyres and no gas, i put the thing in that 590 kg buggy, and i kid you not i could easy get the front wheels up in 1st and 2nd gear, but some guy offerd me big ££ for it so i bought me z 32 and put a bog standard motor in the bug, i dont regret it i love my z

wow sounds a lot of work that way, my way would be to dig a fooking big hole , much bigger than the pit size you want, put a concrete base in, then brick or block build the 4 walls, could use concrete hollow blocks with steel bars through (like they do with swimming pools) but probably wont need to, then backfill and make good the floor, HO dont forget to put a step in the surface for boards to slot in, when not in use, as for the water table, if it is high in your area, as long as the walls are strong enough they can be coated with fibreglass or pond/ swimming pool paint, or put a thick pollythene sheet in the hole before work commencess.

the supra owner is a friend of a friend, and he wanted something different, but i get to keep all the moulds, its shit work, but exciting when you pull the first one out, in fact i love the front bumper so much im thinking of doing one for me z, big problem i have is the supra guy has spent £7000 on his new 3.2 motor and told me its putting out 475 BHP he give me the keys coz hes gone on holiday for 3 weeks, what an IDIOT, ne1 won a race?? back to grp you are a rare breed, i have respect for anyone that can design things the hard way, if it works out take some credit and produce em, want any help bud ?? or cheap grp see www. manxbuggies.co.uk

big thing now with all the noyze boyze is fibreglass instals, make a thin wooden frame fix in the speaker rings and cover with moulding cloth, then coat in resin, speaker rings can be bought ready made for this method, contact jed at 33 hertz 01638 583883 he supplies all you will need, ask jed if you can speak to paul or sean tell em melvyn give you the contact, they can do the biz or advise. :mac1:

rich guys they use vaseline poor guys they use lard personally i use axle greese because my ***** (cars) sooo hard. :rofl: