pete2407

As the caption says, could have been a lot worse but i doubt that could have been positioned with more accuracy if they'd been trying :D http://www.big-boys.com/articles/cartire.html

Thought that might work mate :D :D

This might help mate :D :D :D http://www.big-boys.com/articles/smokeape.html

Me as well !! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Once had business cards printed ( for my flooring company) Would you like laying by a professional?

On the side of an arial companies van A smile with every erection.

Phil, top guy, nuf said

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: One rule for the police and another for the public. Load of ****ers. The judge should be locked up as well for being a complete twat. He was probably so senile he didn't know where he was anyway ...

After all your recomendations i phoned phil and have my z booked in for a 'health check' today, thanks everyone Regards Pete

Ditto :nana2: :nana2: :nana2:

Ive got my eye on those as well, I think theyre awsome :D :D :D

Was working on a building site on thurs and came out to my van to find one of my headlights had been smashed, had to work long hours on fri and didnt have time to have it fixed, did a delivery at 2 this morning and had only gone about 2 miles when i got pulled. Conversation went something like this: Cop. Good evening sir is this your vehicle? Me. Yes officer, is something wrong? cop. yes sir youve only got one headlight working Me. I know officer, I only noticed it about an hour ago, (LIAR!!) ill get it repaired first thing tomorrow. Cop. Nevertheless sir you shouldnt be on the road with only one headlight im afraid im going to have to book you. (Ba**ard said this with smug look on face) He pulled out his notebook and started writing out a producer, at which point i noticed something over his shoulder, and said: Me. when you give me that ticket does it have your badge number on it? cop. Yes sir it does. Me. and it will have details of the offence? which you say makes me a danger on the road. cop. yes sir (Smug look again) Me. Are you aware officer that you also have headlight not working? His face was a fooking picture :D :D No producer given and allowed to rush home and hide under the bed, Made me late with a delivery but I wouldnt mind being late all week for just 1 photo of the look on the smug ba**ards face :D :D :D :D

Cheers paul, feel much better now :D :D

Ford Anglia, not the sit up and beg, the newer one

I think its a pink car with all the bits taken off :tongue: :tongue:

Ive got a 1990 so it doesnt need emission testing then? If thats the case then maybe ill keep looking for someone to fit it who doesnt tell me about emissions, it makes me wonder how much they know if they dont know that!! splatt...no news yet, although tbh ive not had time to go down yet, this is the silly season for floor fitting!!

Theres probably a link for this but i cant find it, I bought a couple of decat pipes a couple of weeks ago and ive been doing the rounds to see if anyone localy will fit em coz i dont have time, a couple of places said they would do it but warned me that the car may not pass an MOT cos of emmissions, how do you guys get away with it, also adding things like a new chip, bigger injectors, induction, etc, do they fook up the emmissions as well? do all cars need to pass emmision tests or those only manufactured after a certain year? Thanks in advance Pete

Today at 9.00am on the m60 at stockport, took the turnoff for the m56. White z behind me in the red z

Anyone know the full address?

Couldnt agree more with this, Put all my fitters on 3 so they could video any problems to me. Waste of time and money.

That was amazing, brought a tear to my eye :cry: Made my own bike, put a banana seat on it, a long whippy arial, cow horns and 4 squeese horns. And they think they've got bling today lol. If anyone walks round our streets today collecting number plates they probably work for a gang of ringers!! Who remembers drinking CRESTA and just having to say 'ITS FROTHY MAN' just like the polar bear?? :p :p :p

Kaspersky anti virus personal, Installed this after using norton for 6 months, found 3 that norton hadnt, never had one since

Na, he went BIDIEBIDIEBIDIE ! :nana2: just found this, http://www.jeffbots.com/twiki.wav

Cheers mate

I wonder what happened to the guy in the yellow jacket? :shock: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rally7.html