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Shell v power but I get Better miles and the car seems to run smoother on tescos momentum

I dont mind her staring either, means i can look at ya mrs boobs and get away with it for once :whistling:

must be baby fluff still then, as that photo, seems like you could ski off the fooker LOL Nice rack on the mrs though (i can get away with saying that as well, as the new mrs has been staring at your buttocks) :lol:

stella do you shave your arse lol

being drunk helps when reading what ive put lol

OK then here we go (don't read it and think I'm crazy, I'm far from that, everything im about to say, we already have the technology for) Ever wondered why to keep warm a human has to either kill another animal for its fur, or start a fire? Or how about the fact no one how we evolved to make fire in the first place? Or even the fact there is no direct link to modern day man, and neanderthal? And why people really believe the bible? or why the dinosaurs were killed out, and why the Bermuda triangle might even be related too all this? Ok take the story of noah's ark, god came to Noah and said build me an ark, i want you to house 2 of each animal on it, then i will flood the earth and rid the place of all evil so you can start again? so Noah built a fooking huge spaceship, fully automated with cryobays and embryonic systems for cultivating life forms, including humans. Right, Noah was more than likely a automated system on board the ark, the ark was not a boat made of wood, it was a space ship, the flood god was on about was created by the same forces that people think is happening to earth at the moment (global warming, the ice caps melting blah blah blah) anyway, humans basically destroyed the last planet we lived on, just like what we are doing at the moment to this one. In order for us to survive, an ark was built and embryos of every animal on the planet was gathered and stored in vast cryobays (do able even by today's standards), we set out on a quest to find a new planet to inhabit. We sent out Dove's to scout planets that might be viable (doves are electronic drone probes) Eventually one finds a nice planet 3rd from its parent star, with the correct quality for our race to and most of the others to survive. but there is a problem. it has very nasty carnivorous beasts on it we know call dinosaurs. So what do we do. we need to keep the planet alive but kill off the primary dominant species on the plant (IE the dinosaurs) so we fire some kind of weapon at it. it hits on the yucatan peninsula, hitting with enough force that what ever we fired at it, rests in the area we now know as the Bermuda triangle Having done that, Noah then set about bring all the species embryos back to life in order to re populate the planet, while waiting for the plant to recover from the devastation brought about by wiping the dinosaurs off. Having stayed in orbit for some time and waiting for the right time, the new life forms are set down on the new planet we know as earth. Now may be the ship was fully automated and it did it by its self, or maybe humans finally found away to cryosleep to allow enough time to pass. Once earth was recolonised with our own species, the ark was sent off to blow up at our nearest star, with the hope that if we have no modern technology, maybe we will evolve in a different way to stop us killing the planet again like we did last time. Strange how a lot of animals have made earth home yet do not need to dress them selves in other animals clothing, do not need to start or use fire to keep warm. Anyway that the short version but with all the juicy bits in it lol yes you can counter argue a lot of points, but to me it makes the most sense

nope, its all in my head mate. ooh god why do i feel that im going to end up typing this crap out lol

Best book into JAE then LOL

nope, nothing like that. it involves passages out of the bible, that might well be true but not about earth and not about god or Jesus or anything religious for that matter lol The bermuda triangle the extinction of the dinosaurs And why we are the only species on the planet that have to adapt to survive to our environment regardless of where we are on the planet. @groover, thanks bud, i have a feeling hes going to be more intrigued now. and I'm going to get moaned at by Mikey when he gets back :lol:

Because there isn't enough storage on the forum for me to go into it here, and people get bored when faced with a wall of text as it is, with out the need to read 1547280 pages of how i think we came to be on earth :lol:

Yep lol Nope, that was when comet shoemaker levy 9, broke up and slammed into Jupiter back in July of '94

to tell a UK spec from a JAP spec is easy To tell if its jap - just look for all the jap labels all over the place, chances are, if you cant read them then its jap spec - check the passenger foot well for the flair holders or even flair - does it have folding mirrors as the jap ones have these - Does it have the seat belts on the doors? - does it have lap belts in the rear for UK spec (helps if its stock for some of these) - Does it have the head light washers - Does it have the seat belts on the pillar and not on the door - Does it have the 3 point seat belts in the rear - Wing mirrors do not fold from inside the car US spec - Can you open the doors with the seat belt still in place - Is the steering wheel on the left hand side of the car and the hand break on the right - is the standard suspension fooked due to having to lug such a heavy weight driver about - is there a body in the boot.

nope, haven't watched any of the 5 standard channels in a long time mate, used to be well into astronomy though. had a 15inch dobsonian telescope (watched when shoemaker levy 9 hit Jupiter through that. was awesome), and then down graded to a more portable 12" reflection telescope. Had a mahoosive collection of astronomy books. and just love everything about space :D

not all stars but may be a pulsar might. Normally when a star dies its because its finally converted all its hydrogen and then finally helium is used up, it sheds its outer layers. Now depending how big the star is upon its death will denote if it becomes a black hole or not. A star roughly the same size up to 1.5 times the size of our own sun for instant, will first become a red giant then a planetary nebular, then a white dwarf, then when that cools onto a black dwarf. Now if the star is 3 times the mass of the sun for instance, it will first become a Red Super Giant followed by becoming Supernova and then MAY become either a Neutron star or if it gains enough mass a Black Hole Then you have pulsars which are roughly the size of the moon, yet can weight more than the total combined weight of all the known planets in our solar system. they are very dense cores of red super giants, which are basically a neutron star that has collapsed enough in on its self from gravity that its not quite a black hole, yet smaller than a normal neutron star, they emit electromagnetic beams of radiation, they can only be picked up when the beam is directed at the earth, but can rotate very very rapidly, some have been reported to be emitting beams at a rotation of 1.4milliseconds between pulses, which is very fast rotation indeed. But considering everything is a form of chemical reaction then id say a star is indeed alive. PS can you tell i love astronomy lol

shut up and get it done already :lol:

Windows 7 by far the best one yet, takes a bit of getting used to as they have put things in odd places, but once you figure it out, its a good OS and stable. As for 32bit over 64bit, if your processor is capable of using a 64os, then its a good idea to use one. add on to that 64bit utilises the memory better, (but only for programs that run in 64bit) then you also get a small speed increase. Basically you don't need 64bit, as most everyday items do not run with the 64bit architecture. but its just handy to have it there for things like system drivers. Id check that your CPU can use 64bit first (IE what processor do you have, most Pentium 4 and above use it) and make sure your mother board has the updated 64bit drivers. other wise its pointless. And dont worry you can run 32bit programs on a 64bit OS, as it uses a different program files folder for the 32bit applications.

I think the main question is how do you drive it?

i had the census woman around today asking if i had filled the form out and sent it in, i told her "The government already know too much about me, im sure if they were that interested they can look it up some where"

Only 3 responses lol count me in though you best be good with that camera to get mine looking half decent if I win. Lol chris I think you would have a heart attack if some Meier chick was draped over your car

Nice truck ;) :lol:

That is a threat if ever i heard one. and considering your the one with your back against the wall on this. take time out from the thread cool down, instead of getting hot headed. At the end of the day there will be highly modified civics that will beat a 300zx, but stock for stock, not going to happen unless the 300zx driver really isn't good at doing anything. If you have deep enough pockets im sure you can get any car chassis to beat another car chassis. But then beating another car is a pointless argument.

I suggest you calm it with the threats to be quite honest. this club neither wants that kind of attitude or encourages it. your lucky i didn't lock this thread when you were encouraging racing on the A14. let alone when you threw a personal attack my way earlier in the thread, but if your going to start threatening people. you will soon find a ban heading your way. Class this as your second warning.

Bleed to death? :lol:

lol do we have to have that picture posted 3 times in the same thread. i feel a photoshop manipulation coming on lol

isnt that JAE? looks like Jane owns a time traveling machine