Paul Thompson

I very nearly crashed my Z this morning down a dual carriageway. Travelling at approx 70 - 80 mph this Dick in a Ford Fiesta pulled out on me, I had to brake as not to hit him. He then pulled in and I'm still doing around 70 mph, floored it in 4th and OMFG, proper wheel spin and I'm pointing into the inner lane, lifted off and I'm pointing to the armcoving (sp?) whilst banging my head on the Targa trim. After a few more left/rightcorrections I'm going in a straight line again. Slowed to about 60 for the rest of the way and let the Twat in the Fiesta sail by. I was close to pooping my pants. So a warning to others and a note to self :- Calm down in this cold damp weather !

Sorry but it looks like some sort of quad eyed sea creature with a half hearted silly grin with a gob full of about 5000 teeth ! :hurl: All IMHO of course :D

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :) Now putting it that way I suppose you could argue your point

Totally aggree, I wish I had the Z as me 1st, mine was a poxy MK2 escort estate with a shunt at the back for 250 sheets LMFAO, Ahh them was the days :hyper: Good on ya Jay

Hey Jay Welcome aboard, you gonna insure your Z as your 1st car ? I hope you have a few quotes ! "my intense driving course and have my test on Sat at 9:07 " What a strange timeslot !

FPMLMFAO :rofl:

1100 quid, leather, TT AND manual, Jesus Christ, bargin of the millenium, what are the real problems ???????

Sixty quid at 108.9, I used to get over sixty quid at 96.9 in my tank :confused: Or am I not thinking straight (Carling)

Does anyone know why I have the constant yellew saddie (smilie) I have tried checking the BT HomeHub firewall, windows firewall and kaspersky firewall and all other things but still get the yellow saddie. Download speeds (I have seen) never exceed 20kbps and I get the error 'You mat have a NAT problem if the torrent stays yellow all the time' Anyone out there help ? CheerZ Paul

Ouch ! :headvswal

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For V-Power FFS, that is total :xxx: :mad:

^^up we go^^

Bump

Very nice

I have heard a relay clicking behind the speedo/rev counter the past few weeks. I does it with no throttle i.e. when slowing down. When the relay clicks on and off the car jerks quite a bit as if you are quickly dabbing the throttle. I have checked and adjusted the TPS, the voltage was .444 and I've adjusted it to .452. Only a small difference. I now can't hear the relay behind the dash clicking but my idle is now around 1600rpm. Have I done something wrong or does something else need adjusting ? Does anyone know what this relay is for ? should the relay be clicking on and off depending on where the throttle is ? CheerZ Paul

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry :x: Yes PTU in other words, same thing

Can't be Sirley (Quote "airplane") AGAIN FFS

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ChherZ Steve, I am runing XP but don't get the Internet Explorer bit after Start, All Programs, Accessories, System Tools !!!

PTU deffo, apparently the S1 can be 'repaired' ;)

Is that free ;)

May well be true but there must still be a problem with PC, I would like to sort that 1st then maybe I will

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