paulg

Yes my spacers were made by probably the best engineer, CNC programmer, designer and general all round good guy......ME... :rofl: Lookin good stella, it will transform your car when they are fitted :)

all phones are handsfree, you just jam them between your shoulder and ear, job done...

it dosent work mate, they still taste a bit dodgy afterwards. :D

what about when you flick over to channel 3 on the tv and its crap so you instantly flick over to channel 1 but the god damn tv goes to chanel 31 which is all fuzz. now thats something that really needs sorting for all our benefit. :rofl:

the knickers on the big girl must be made of kevlar and be strong enough to tow a Z :D

fook me the carpark looks as busy as it is when sunderland are playing at home :rofl:

In what order, your favorite sponge first maybe, or perhaps the newest sponge, or perhaps even natural sponges then man made sponges.. Be carefull what some of you say here or some of you may find yourself in a sponge cell :rofl:

I find that after drinking a bottle of broon ale I have to do it again and again and only running out of funds or becoming unconcious breaks the cycle :D

god aint some people strange, the mind boggles LOL

When you first pass your test dont try to keep up with your mates if you feel uncomfortable riding like that, I remember that feeling and just let them get away.....of course it was only a few months and they were eating my dust anyway :D

Arghhhhh that teeth pic makes Shane McGowan look like an actor in a Colgate ad and hes got a gob like a row of condemmed houses.

a whole new meaning to getting off your face on drugs :rofl:

Pah you lot and your new fangled ideas... crystal meths indeed.... I will just stick to the good old fashioned meths, i know the blue colour looks dodgy and it smells a bit but it gets the job done and is available at all good chemists ..

Always take your disk lock off before you try pulling away :D

0% and i didnt even need to look at the test to tell ya that :rofl:

at least posh spice is worth one :D

Well it seems like she can influence indians to run around wailing in the streets burning voodoo dolls, but then again they dont need much encouragement to start doing that LOL.

Being realistic needing turbos or any other big jobs is not the end of the world these days. It was 7 years ago when I bought my Z but thanks to the traders we have now its not gonna cost the earth as long as you dont get bitten by the modding bug and stick to sensible upgrades.

I tried to mate but as soon as the homepage opened my chavblocker software sprung into action and stopped it :rofl:

take it and run or you may choose to leave at a later date and then you could leave with nothing, leaving forces you into doing something about getting another job and You will realise that there is other options once you get yourself out of the rut.

be carefull because a company mentioned here has fitted the worst widearch kits i have ever seen, a blind man on a galloping horse could see the joints and the screw heads showing through.

how can they charge you without taking some form of payment details though???

its merely a matter of time my old sunshine :rofl:

scoops is right in a way, Jade Goody is living proof of how stupid and easily pleased quite a large percentage of the British public is and its rather alarming.

well she influences me that compulsory sterilization for halfwits would be a good thing for society :D