Daves_Zed

Roy, do you mean this bit that is circled on the attached pic? Dave

On second thoughts, i decided to retract my original reply, in favour of Who cares :D Dave

Is it just me, or is this person lifting/lowering the engine by the plenum chamber intake pipes :shock: As I cant see anyother supports :confused: Dave http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2760

I was driving down the M1 the other day, and I looked out of the window, to see that I was being seriously overtaken, at 90mph, by a woman in a BMW. I was horrified to see that she had her face an inch from the rear view mirror, applying eye liner. I looked away for an instant, and when I looked back, she was veering over into my lane, which frankly scared me, so much so that I dropped my electric shaver. This in turn knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand, and as I was scrabbling about to pick them up, my mobile, which I had wedged between my shoulder and my ear, fell off, and landed in the cup of coffee between my legs, which splashed, and scalded my privates. It was so painful that I screamed, and my cigarette fell from my lips, and burnt a hole in my best shirt. Bloody women drivers ! Dave :dance: :dance:

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specifie she > wanted to see absolutely everything. > > During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male > patient was > masturbating "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the > meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your > Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only > following doctors' orders. > "His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. > Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he has been > instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a very > real danger > that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly." > "Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room > where a nubile young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my", said > the Queen,"What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same > problem, > but he's with BUPA :rofl: :rofl:

Although your views are, indeed well presented, may I just say that you are wrong!! You do get the club logo sticker, in fact you get two of them, one for each side of your Z :D But then you wouldnt no that, cus your not subscribed yet. Last year there was the thread about FREELOADING, and at that time I wasn't subscribed, and got involved in that thread. At that time my views were my views, and I still stick by them. And i also said that I would join as soon as I could. I now have my Z and I'm subscribed, and also with the knowledge that I'm ataining, I'm trying to help others out. I didn't join for a sticker, mug, Tee-Shirt or anything else other than I find this site very helpful, and informative ( beyond the bitching :rolleyes: ). I want the site to remain, and know that when I have a problem, there is someone somewhere that'll know what may be wrong. Right, I'm off the soap-box now, someone elses turn :D Dave

Hmmmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes: SIX SUBSCRIBED MEMBERS giving their views to ONE NON-SUBSCRIBED MEMBER....................... Now thats gota be £20's worth for a start :D Dave Oh!!! and me, but then I'm not giving any advice here, I'm just taking the p155 :tongue:

Ever been accused of not knowing Jack Schitt? Many people are at a complete loss when someone says: "You don’t know Jack Schitt". Now you can handle the situation.... Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep N. Schitt, Inc.’ In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Lotta Schitt, Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Against his parents wishes, Dip Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out, and had a child which they called Deep Schitt. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt married a Mr. Sherlock and, because she had custody of the kids, she wanted to retain part of her previous name and so she became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Fulla Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son: Chick N.Schitt. Lota Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Hors Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new Italian bride: Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And from me too m8. :D And don't forget, put your best foot forward, hop(e) it goes well for you. As they say break a leg :x: opsss you already have :D. Take care m8, see you soon. Dave

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt Elmo RED????? :confused: I beleive his name is GROOVER Dave

Oh yeah, there was that as well :D lol, but then I also brought a Z :D Dave

As it happends,I do :D, but I've forgotten what they are called at the mo :d, lol. just take one out and nip into halfords, if you dont like to use their own brand, they also Bosch ones, which are the ones I got the other week. Their about £2 for two bulbs HTH Dave

NONE :o B I R M I N G H A M See NO Z's :D Dave :( I'll get my coat................................. again

pmsl :dance: Dave:D

Vijay, I'm also up for a Titanium one, if the price is right. :D Dave

Not wanting to be rude here, but what don't you understand about Help & Advice??? :nelson: Dave :D

Spot-on :D Totally behind you with this.. Dave

Yep I'd be interested in a pair of keys (1 Black & 1 red). But defo not that orible NISMO one, yuk. Dave

Oh!!! And another thread I came across ( opsss, wrong choice of words there ;) ) THE POST A CHICK THREAD :D I take it some of you have already seen this one, as I notice a lot from here are posting over there :D Dave

Been troiling through the 300zxclub.com web site, and came across this thread, Z32 Owners Age And it seems that the average age is very low over there. Over 170 in the poll, between 16 & 22 :shock: out of 277 that had posted when I viewed it. So what is it, cost of living, lower insurance, or they got too much money :D Dave

I read on here some time ago that you gota reach 250 posts before you can upload your own avatar. But then I subscribed before I reached it anyway, so I can put on whatever I like :D :dance: You can use one of the 4 supplied ones, if you want, failing that cough-up £20 :D I agree with everyone else on that issue, being here is well worth the subs :dance: :dance: :dance: And you can post a lot more smilies in your posts :slap: :nono: :rofl: :hyper: lol Dave

Just thought about this one while reading the US zx site. Try posting a thread on here, unless you have already :D http://www.300zxclub.com/index.php? Dave

Vijay, that is an excelent link m8, wish I'd known about that one before I took mine off the other week :D :cool: Dave

Try this link to the 300zx.cp.uk on-line manual, it shows the fixing points for the standard bumper. I'm sure that if there are any differances, then someone can tell you, but the basics should be the same. http://www.300zx.co.uk/cgi-bin/manual.cgi?list=bf&dir=&config=&refresh=&direction=forward&scale=0&cycle=off&slide=7&design=default&total=46 Hope that works. HTH Dave EDIT - Alright, that loads the wrong page, but just go back to page 6. Dont no why it loaded that page :confused:

Well mine is pendolinodave :D Not that I've done any bidding as of yet, but I might, some time :D Dave