Daves_Zed

They look very, ermmmmmmmmm...............BLING :D I like them, not sure if I'd like them on my car, but nice anyway. Dave

No its the bottom bit of the page, the speedo conversion/de-limiter is not just a face change, the face plates are also available. I'm not sure what is involved in the conversion, as I've still gota get the limiter off mine, although the clock now reads in mph (not sure what has been done to mine there). If you speak to Luke at the Zcentre, he'll tell you about it, he's a top man on the advise front. As the page says, they can fit it for you or you buy the kit, either way he'll help you out. Dave

Every 60,000 miles. Zcentre Speedo Conversion HTH Dave

I saved mine as a Giff, that made it a smaller file size, and worked. Before that I had the same prob as you, as I was saving it as a Jpeg. Open your pic, then press 'Save As' and change the file type from Jpeg to Giff. Job done :D HTH Dave

Cheers Wez, well thats a start :D Dave

Can anyone translate all this into English??? Obviously I know what some of it is, but some of these lights have never come up on mine, so I'm not sure what they are :confused: Sorry they are a litle big, but I'm at work and cant re-size them here :D Thanks Dave

I see the swear filter didnt work :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: And for the record, I'm not saying you cant do it 'in-situ', I was pointing out the fact that you can mod and clean it all in one go, a nice gental days work for the complete job. Also gives u the chance to check other things in the same area. Dave

Because then you can clean and upgrade your headlamps at the same time. And anyway, if you have a TT, it'll take you more than 30 secs to do the main beam. Also 30 secs to change a bulb in such a small space is taking the piss somewhat :xxx: Dave

Yeah, but I'm on there as well, and see what it says about me :xxx: Dave

Ada - blue haired, smells of wee. Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though. Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints. Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets. Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers. Annette - She's BIG. Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. Beryl - Repressed alcoholic. Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp. Bianca - Ginger. Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars. Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears. Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing. Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA. Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm. Daisy - Virgin. Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling. Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck. Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips. Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands. DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea. Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up. Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society. Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee. Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens. Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth. Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass. Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up. Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim. Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts. Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head. Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness. Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day. Gaynor - Lesbian. Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying. Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies. Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking. Georgina - Wants to be a man. Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath. Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer. Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn. Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins. Hilary - Frigid. Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed. Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles. Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child. Janet - Massive over bite, no neck. Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water. Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up. Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. Jessica - Virgin, always will be. Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up! Judith - Big eyes, big tits Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit. Kate - see Catherine. Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig. Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance. Kylie - Can't sing but who cares. Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy. Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking. Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men. Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. Liz - Long legged and brainey. Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies Louise/a - Likes to get around, saggy tits. Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors. Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid. Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous. Maria - Bangs like a barn door. Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY. Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear. Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome. Martina - Ugly lesbian. Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits. Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz. Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S. Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely. Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary. Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise. Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them. Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. Marsha - Big butt, small brain. Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have. Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver. Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners. Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent. Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial. Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair. Olivia - Neutron bomb. Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic. Pat - Butt ugly lesbian. Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon. Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff. Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar. Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly. Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks. Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver. Rula - She measures up well. Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up. Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs. Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children. Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing. Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills. Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas. Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff. Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier" Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect. Stella - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues. Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Tanya - Hot minx, too short. Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less. Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski. Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens. Tracey - Lesbian. Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry. Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women. Wendy - Possibly a man. Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring. Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat. Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Andrew - gay and has a small pecker. Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Arnold - loser. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung. Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands. Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't. Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a very naughty boy. Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell. Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name. Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week. Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. Cameron - Australian. Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex. Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive. Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name. Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together. Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. Christian - very sexy and seductive. Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'. Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around. Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings. Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines. Craig - tries to fit in - he never does. Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way. Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice. Darren - charming , but sleeps with men. Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a ****er. Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick. Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection. Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please. Don - dickhead. Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up. Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago. Dylan - horny. *******, who can't sing. Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name. Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole. Elliott - full of himself. Eric - shy. Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient. Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy. Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot. Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Gary - drug addict but willing to share. Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men. Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace. George - barman who drinks more than he serves. Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex. Graham - will screw anything. Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself. Harry - covers his back. Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs. Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls. Haydn - tries hard. Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography. Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!! Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies. Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - scum of the earth. James - built like a horse. Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Jeff - really ugly. Jerome - gay, but very unhappy. Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is. Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. Jack - stupid but hot, always alright. Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection. Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Joel - arse. John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals. Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual. Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit. Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites. Josh - full of himself, fun. Junior - hotty and totally good at football. Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful. Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up. Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women. Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse. Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be. Kurt - can kick anyone's arse. Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips. Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse. Laurey - short and funny looking. Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit. Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub. Liam - loud mouthed arsehole. Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold. Lucas - fat loser that dates other men. Luke - seems to be sweet. Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy ******* though. Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit. Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. Mohammed - small penis Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb. Nick - nice - can't get past the missionary position though. Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed Oliver - likes men but is in denial. Oscar - loser. Owen - cute, very intelligent, likes drinking, women want to give him a quick bounce Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk. Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays. Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins. Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool. Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago. Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates. Rikki - see above. Rob - constantly watches porn. Roy - total loser and computer genius. Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud. Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind. Sam - wannabe sex machine. Scott - has serious disabilities. Sean - has small testicles and no friends. Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor. Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin. Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world. Shaun - bit of a hard *******, thinks women love him. Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks *****cks. Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on. Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed. Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Toby - best blow ever. Tom - cool but can be arrogant. Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. Troy - cute and popular. Taylor - gay. Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate. Will - wishes he were popular. Zach - sweet and polite and adorable. Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best - is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto, in hopes that later, you'd be my ho. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class - especially when I'm spanking, your big, round, fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, but now I'm fulfilled . . . SO GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown . . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie - I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point - let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 13. Rats and horses can't vomit. 14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. 16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. 23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. 24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. 25. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. 27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

10 Reasons Why "Scooby Doo" Was A Drug-Influenced Cartoon Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scooby and Shaggy. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him. Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where they were going. They were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some costumes and entertained the monster. Shaggy always said "like" to the extreme, i.e. "like ZOIKS, Scoob, let's get out of here!!" What's a zoik? Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who knows what). They drove around in the "Mystery Machine", which had that weird trippy design on its side. Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing. Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc. 'nuff said.

Stu, Been looking at your site, great m8. :bow: One problem though you've just cost me some more money now!! I've decided that I'm gona give the interior a retrim, thanks to your write-up. :D Looks straight forward, but saying that i'm taking it easy and taking my time. Thanks very much, this has given me the confidence to try it for myself. The only thing now is that it'll have to have a full leather re-trim for the seats when it's finished :D Will post some pics when I've somthing to show. :dance: Dave

There are different opinions about this, some say you can do it 'in-situ' and some prefer to take the headlamp out completeley. But taking the headlamp out isnt straight forward, you can either take the bumper off (Removing front bumper ) (Or this one ) or some say you can gain access to it without taking it off. Personally I'd take the bumper off, it doesent take all that long, and probably saves struggling in the long run. Also while you've got the headlamp out why not mod them to UK spec and give them a clean at the same time, you'll certainly notice the difference when you put them back in. Thread about headlamps HTH Dave

Yep like that, keep ot up m8 :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dave

Thanks Jeff for that. And to the Moderators, I think that is disgusting that Jeff's business name has been put as a swear word on this forum. Other people can put whatever company and website names they like, this is an abuse of power that isnt acceptable. Dave

Just found this. It's the US way of doing the Indicator and sidelight together. Just thought it might be an option, if thats what you need. Dave PS - Sorry, but I stole this pic from another website :tongue:

Cheers guys :D Just thinking of doing a re-trim, so thought I'd ask what it was for. Thoughts........... Ermmmmmmm, Re-trim the interior, or sort out the cold starting problem.......................... looks like a re-trim is in order :D weather's getting warmer anyway ;) Dave

This is the trim cover under the steering wheel. What is the plastic rectangle plate for? :confused: Dave

This is from the NISSAN broucher, not sure which country though, This one is right hand drive, so isnt from the US Dave

What's happening for this event, is anyone organising something?? I'll be going anyway, but wondered if there was a club stand. Dave

Corvetteman, got mine from Luke, this is a very nice zorst :D Dave

Hope you dont mind me putting those bits in cos, just thought it might help a little bit. :slap: Dave