Daves_Zed

1) Right, go into the reply box, 2) Type in your text (if you want any) 3) Scroll down to the grey box that says 'Manage Attachments' and press this button. 4) A new window will open, within this window there will be five buttons marked 'Browse'. 5) Pressing these buttons opens up to your pc files, you can now search for you required picture/s. 6) Once you have double clicked on your pic, the file path will appear in the white box next to the 'Browse' button. 7) When you have finished putting the required number of pics in the boxes (one per box), press the 'Upload' box, wait a short while (This is dependent on your connection speed). 8) Job done, just press the 'Submit' box. I hope that helps. On the technical side, I wont confuse the issue by asking anymore questions, I'll let cos help you out with this one. Better that way rather than telling you different things. Dave

ok, lets start from basics, wot bumper have you got, and what was on there before (including lights etc) Got any pics of it? Dave

Hiya guys, and emero :D, would like to attend this one (it'll be my first meet ;) ) but I've got my two kids to look after that weekend. So if there are no objections, is it ok to bring them along? :bow: Otherwise I'll, hopefully, see some of you at Stoneleigh. Dave

Gota say Jaz, that looks awsome :D Love the colour, nice to see that you've left the original parts black, ie - the mirror bases. Do think that looks a lot smarter than just painting everything the same colour. Not sure about the mesh idea though, do think it looks ok as it is. Have you done the indicator mod within the headlamps? Dave

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW" HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!" THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." FINE, SHE SAYS,"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK." "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK. SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!" SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. "HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?" SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!" :rofl:

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they could see what they thought. They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for keeps. They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed to the left, golf left-handed." One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?" She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."

Absolutly F****** brill :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dave

Got to admit, and using my 4 year old daughters favorite saying, it's wicked :D, dont know where she got that from :confused: Would have posted earlier, but took a while to get past chris's moving gif ;) had to make sure that the NISSAN was spelt correctly :p Dave

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Red Dude Secret Identity: Dave Harrison Special Power: Mystical Finger Transportation: Wonder Horse Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss Costume: Spandex Sport Coat Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie Nemesis: John the Nasty Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie I can live with that :D Dave

Just been sent these, although I cant put all of what i received up, due to..... well you can imagine ;) Enjoy, Dave

Dave, cheers for the info on the ball bearings. Finally got around to doing mine today, took the switch apart four times in the end, bloody bearings and pins :mad: Works a treat now, and about time too :D Dave PS - Found quite a few Japanese coins under the seat, 3 x 100's, 2 x 50's ( with holes in the middle), 1 x 10 and a plastic looking 1 :confused:

Oh yeah, i forgot that bit :D, cheers m8. Just trying to do my bit ;) I like to see how many posts I can contribute in. DAVE ^^ Just for NismO_UK :D PS - I'd love to know who voted for option 6 :D

I understand where you are coming from. As a rule I see all the funnies on here, so when I receive or find a new one, I would normally know weather it has been posted before. Yes i have noticed a few duplicate postings recentley. Even the same joke on the same day :nono: Incidentley, not received much recentley :( Dave

Billy, I've never seen an XJS looking like this, :confused: it it somthing special? Dave

MAC, Cant see why it would be unfair, if you are offering this to all traders. I would see it as a positive thing for the traders and the members, as it brings a product more to the attention of all, whom may not have realised that that particular product was available from a particular trader ( if that makes sense) Keep up the good work. Dave

Andy, How about one of these :D Economical to run, plenty of load space, and a nice little earner, you know it makes sense :rofl: :rofl: Dave

A little link I came across (excuse the punn :D) http://www.financiari.de/comedy/dearpenis.htm Dave

Ermmmm actually, thats what I did, see attachement :D Dave

As a matter of interest, if any wants a pair of H3c's bulbs, used, you can have these two, FOC. Let me know and I'll post them to you. Dave

I'd love to see that done, because that'd be an amazing job :D opssss, forgot to write on the pics, :nelson: , H3c's on the left (but metal still the same as H3's) and H1's on the right. Dave

After looking through my collection of pics, found this one. It's part of a pic I took of a R33 Skyline, with a carbon fibre bonnet, at JAPS '03. Have only just noticed this bloke behind it, looking somewhat perplexed at his mobile :D I've no idea who he is, just hope it's no-one off here :D Nice bit of totty coming up towards him :D Dave

opssssss, sorry, I think I should have reduced them a little bit :rofl:

Right, I've been playing again :D The first one is obvious who's it is :D, And the second one, I beleive, belongs to Beermonster See wot you think, as I'm still playing with it. Dave

That is very nice :D, wish mine looked that good. :hyper: Only one thing though, ----- Bloody hell your handbrake is fvkin high :eek: Me thinks it needs adjusting :D Dave