Daves_Zed

Alright, i'll admit it, I've cheated a little here. I got the list from the painting details from the Tamiya SWB TT model from 1989, so the paint finishes will only be early series 1 cars. green obviously wasnt available in either Japan or the US at that time. :x: Dave

for a link to a Rides section pic u need [ u r l ] followed by the link, then [ / u r l ] that'll do it Dave

Once ive got the suspension sorted ( Thanks Luke ;) ), the exhurst changed, and the correct size tyres :nono: (and swap the back wheels over ;) ) then I will defo put the clear side repeaters on, didnt fancy tackling the 99 rears, although they do look fvkin good :dance: Cheers m8 Dave :duffer:

TBH I thought it had, but I did a search earlier and couldnt find it. But then we do have a few new members these days :D Dave And i wonder who'll be the first to put Orange or even Pink :nono: :rofl: :slap:

Firstly I hope this hasnt been done before ;) Right this is a question to see what colours are out there on the forum. This is not a " What colour would you like to change it to" or even "Which colour do you like best" ;) As I can only put 10 in the poll, there is another colour that I have found, and it is 'Super White' available in the US. If anyone knows of any over STANDARD colours, then please let me know. :D Dave :cool:

And that is, that although they probably do have an indicator (turn signal in the US :tongue: ) it'll be part of the red lens, which is no good in this country. OK for imported US cars that have red lenses as standard (not ZX's), but no good for our own UK and imported Jap spec Zed's. Dave :nelson:

TBH, i havent got a clue, but where the original one has been removed, a special narrow panel has been fitted, custome fitted to match the spoiler. The colour is the standard nissan Cherry red, although the Nissan dealer who I brought it off called it Nissan Pearlesent Red, and even corrected me when I called it Cherry :slap: , so I'm not sure. The camera may have made it look a little darker though and the sun wasnt out that morning. Dave :hyper: Sorry to keep putting different smilies on every time, but i just love em :D :rofl:

Juat got the cd-rom back from Klick, and have been playing with Photo-Shop. ;) Changed my Avatar, and placed 8 pics in the rides section. Pic were only taken with a 35mm cam, but have come up quite well :cool: In fact I'm well impresed :dance: :dance: Link; http://rides.300zx.co.uk/rides/2198/ Hope you like it. Dave :duffer:

Yeah, ok, well it was a stab-in-the-dark :slap: If this is a real car, and I'm not saying I think it is, then they have put a lot of hard work into this vehicle. And you've gota give due-respect, as it cant have been an easy job. But not keen on it myself :nono: Dave :tongue:

IMO a, not-so-cleaver, photo-shop hash together. Front view doesnt show rear spoiler in correct position, nore does the rear view show the mirrors correctly. Also the side view clearly show a black bonnet!! :xxx: Just my opinion :tongue: Dave :slap:

PMSL, Rich, thats quality m8 :rofl: :rofl: Dave

I've decided to name my z, ELIZA :) No prizes for why. Has anyone else named theirs????? Dave

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a petrol station near Dublin, on a golf tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is. " Top of the morning to you sir", says our attendant. Tiger bends forward to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees", replies Tiger. "What they for?" enquires the Irishman. "They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger. "Jeysus feck", says the Cork man, "Dem boys at BMW think of everything!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening. Saturday night the man arrives at her house with flowers and candy. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you, though, they are both deaf mutes." With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water over her fanny. Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and balances a match stick in front of his eye. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room. At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?" "No, its not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that weren't enough, your Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick by his eye." "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The man can't believe her casual response. "Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, **** him - I'm watching the match.' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yep that is deffinate quality :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dave

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=212809 I think that should help Dave

Fvkin pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dave

Thanks so far guys. And Rich, ur second one is brill, ty for letting me see it, i think i'll be keeping that one :rofl: Dave.................... Keep em coming :D

Right peeps, i need a good picture for a caption competition. It needs to be clean, no smut please. If u can help, please post it on here, or e-mail it to me at anubis4120@msn.com Cheers peeps Dave:D

Yes this is very true.............................. as I'm very common :D Dave

Just received this from a friend; ****EDIT**** THIS IS A HOAX*********************SORYY GUYS, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFULL . Subject: Potential virus attack I have received the following email warning from a Corus source. It appears a little garbled because it has been hastily translated from a Dutch original. Can I remind you that you should take great care when opening dubious emails. If you have any doubt, you should not open such email items - simply delete them. Someone sends a really great screen saver of the Budweise Frogs. If you download it you've had it !. Your hard disk crashes and someone else on the internet takes your name and password. It is just coming into circulation as of Tuesday. It is a new and really nasty virus that few know about. This info was released Tuesday morning by Microstof.t Again send it on to everyone in your address book so that it can be stopped. AOL says that it is a really dangerous virus for which there is no Remedy at the moment. CNN announced : the worst virus ever known This new virus was just discovered and according to Microsoft it is the most destructive ever. The virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by mcafee and as yet no protection has been developed. The virus destroys the sector zero of the hard disc where all vital information for the computer is stored. The virus works as follows: it automatically sends itself to all addresses in your address book under the title " A virtual card for you" . Once the said virtual card is opened, it blocks the computer and the user has to reboot. The instant ctrl+alt+del are pressed or reset is pressed it destroys sector zero which means total and definitive destruction of the hard disk. According to CNN yesterday the virus caused panic in New York within a couple of hours. So do not open any mail called "A virtual card for you" but delete it. In addition Intel has reported the existence of another destructive virus. If you get an e-mail called " an Internet flower for you" destroy it immediately without opening . This virus destroys all the "dynamic link libraries" files (.DLL) Your pc is then impossible to start up. Brian Cook IT Manager Corus Rail Consultancy DAVE

Ermmmm, sorry geoff, didnt mean to offend m8 :( As it happends, I'm with Herman on this, I own a cat and would never do anything to harm her, it was only meant as a bit of fun :( Dave

They had the repeat of 5th Gear on Home and Leisure last night, that had the gold 350 on it where Tiff test drove it in the USA. Dont think i've seen the ad yet though. But then i've got the Nissan broucher for it :D Dave