Daves_Zed

Sorry Pete, beat you to this one, I posted it begining of last week :D , But hay, never mind, I've posted twice :p and what do I care m8;) Yes it is a nice Z, but not at that price for a NA. DAVE

I spotted a convertable Z that was all Yellow but with Red wings, last nite!! The driver was wearing a red pointy hat with a bell on the end, and there was a guy with big ears in the passenger seat. :) Was it anyone from here, or does anyone know who it might be?? Dave :D

or not............

Yep true :D Head

SNAP!!!!!! Trolleys

Pants

(Back to ) Pussey (again :D )

Thanks Dave, I knew I could count on you ;) Dan, does that mean i'm ur m8 :D thats nice, cus I aint got any m8s So no ladies called Dave yet then :confused: Bloody typical, if I hadnt put that bit in, I'd have had all the ladies who read this forum complaining that I was being sexist :p Mo pleasing some people :p DAVE

fiddle with :rolleyes:

Keyboard

too slow again :p Eastend market stall

Divorce :mad:

Doh!!!! forget that last stupid attempt at a joke, Fooked it up BIG time :D :D :confused: :eek: :mad:

Woodwood Why has Edwood Woodwood got 3 W's and 4 D's in his name............ cus Eoo Oooo sounds stupid :D

Ginja...... if you require the owners manual, try the Z Centre with this link http://www.zcentre.co.uk/others/others.shtml Hope that works, took me two attempts at it :mad: Dave

mobile......VW

OK this is a pointless thread, but Hay! so are a lot of others as well :D So how many blokes (or ladies, lets not be sexist :p ) on this forum are called DAVE!!!!?????? I understand it's a great name, or so I'm told, and I have to agree with that ;) Comments/sugestions welcome....except Feck Off !!:rolleyes: DAVE

Porker...

2x2??.....Dohhh!!!!!! I meant 2+2. :D

That's because it's not a 2x2! :) Dave

Some bloke keeps ringing me up and singing 'Prince Charming' and 'Stand and Deliver' down the phone. I keep telling him to Feck off, ...... ....but he's....... Adamant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

I saaayyyy.........I said I saaaayy......

:( Getting rid of my model, doesn't seem to work for me anymore!! Might as well get a newer version, without any of the sagging and worn out parts :p It used to stop working for me on a regular basis anyway, spent more time trying to sort it out. Cost me an arm and a leg :mad: Wont make the same mistakes with the new model ;) Dave

Wash the Z

:eek: WHAT???? 30 Pahhhh!! I'm bloody 36 now...No Z.....getting divorced, F*****g skint, gota sell my house to pay her off. Oh yeah everything is rosey after 30 :mad: Nah!! only kidding m8, well not actually, all the above is true, but then I am getting a ZX out of it!! :D So it aint all bad, lol. Many happy returns m8 :D and they say it's all down hill from 40, nah all down hill from 30 :mad: DAVE :p