Craig David

A mate rode a proper drag bike once and it had only two gears, on a shift button. You couldn't shut the throttle till it was flat out in top or it'd knacker the box!

Meeting women in dodgy woodlands is fraught with problems but the rewards are high. :dance: :rofl: :duffer:

If it starts if it's been run recently but not if not driven for a while, it could be the non-return valve in the fuel pump.

PMSL :duffer: :duffer: Or see a pretty girl, need to freshen up, then light her ciggy to woo her.

We're all Europeans now!!!! That is taking things a bit far though.

Top video! I tried to get Brian Sewell to judge a motorbike paint scheme competition but his agent wanted a lot of money. Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen did it for nawt! I saw Brian Sewell asked when he lost his virginity in an interview once. He said: "Analy was on my sixteenth birthday. The older boys buggered me in the dormitory. Vaginally was with a ageing prrrrrrooosstitute when I was 21." PMSL!

:bow: Wish I'd seen that - it could have gone horribly wrong! BTW, I always keep a can of Lynx and a lighter to hand when walking in dangerous woodlands.

And give your pipe work a good check over! ;)

What were they? I thought late ones were good.

I used to creep over them but I found out if you hit them at a steady 50, the car just floats over them. Honest - try it! ;) :tongue:

Good luck with it mate. Even if it's in the bag, do a little preparation.

Aren't all serous drag cars autos?

Had mine in Amsterdam. Yes, it's acliche but it's kind of old school. But it was very good. 12 lads meant it was an unwieldy group. People seemed to take along time when thre nipped off to the cashpoint. It's also very near so a short flight. I went to Poland but not Krakow - always a crack whore in Krakow, that's my motto! The capital of Slovenia (llublujna ?sp) is meant to be the new place. The best stag night (weekend) I went to was at a place called Bredbury Hall near Manchester. THe stag went onto the dancefloor wearing pink hot pants and a pink t-shirt saying "I'm the only gay in the village" (some of the lads made him wear them and his name's Daffydd). Women just swarmed all over him - I've never seen anything like it - they liked a 'stag'! ;)

Were they more 'dogging' than 'dating'? :tongue:

LOL - I didn't think that was that unusual in these days of Ann Summers and the internet and stuff. I guess an hour into a first date is a bit soon! My mate (not me, my mate!) said he got 'loads of shags' from datingdirect.co.uk He said informedconsent.co.uk was worth a look too. Isn't ChrisC the man to ask about this?

I've been with the AA for years and found them great. I remember when the RAC became privatised there was some scandal about partol men doing the hard sell on batteries at the roadside to increase profit. My AA's just expired - I might change to Green Flag as it's cheaper, my bike is covered through my insurance and the Zed never breaks down (that's cursed it!).

It's a huge job (£5K or there abouts parts and labour). Like the guys say, if you want a TT, buy one.

You always do a top job with pics Dave. I'm too lazy / disorganised to take any. Good on yer mate!

Ditto! :slap: ;) :rofl:

Broadly speaking in the trade, standard is always best. Even if you find someone willing to pay more for a modified car, you never get the money back that you spent on them.

We could do with membership cards before JAE. The bloke on the gate wouldn't let me in without one last year. (A swift application of the hot crack pipe to his feet resolved the situation but I don't like to do that when there's kids about)

Other than that, it's nothing special. ;)

The photographer owns copyright - think about paparazzi photographers - their subjects are often unwilling but have no say in what happens to the photos nor get any money. I'm not sure what's happened if you took them on private land without permission though. I have a mate who works at a photo agency and also work with a number of professional photographers. Generally they're comissioned for a length of time and their employer owns the copyright (second useage is negotaible).

LMAO - who is it though?

Different people like different gearboxes. The auto on the Zed is a good one. There are more autos than manuals out there. You can convert an auto to manual for between £400 and £1500 depending on parts / who does it. Japanese Auto boxes on TTs need an extra cooler fitted for use in the UK. Try both and see what you prefer. I came from manual cars and love my auto.