Craig David

I WISH I could tell you I was there taking it - but I just stole it from the net.

PMSL - not not my Mrs (I wish!)

My dentist is a gorgeous young asian girl. Certainly makes the whole thing more pleasant. I had four regular molars out under local and it didn't hurt a bit. You could feel/hear them as they came out but no pain.

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It feels so wrong but yet so right! Anyway, I thought 2-up was herself a Zed owner and the pic was her, rather than she's the partner of a bloke who owns the Zed. Anyway, sorry for drawing attention to this. You do look jolly lovely.

If you right click, save as, it appears as a thumbnail unphotoshopped! (Not that I'm some sort of predatory sinister internet sex monster).

Looks fine to me Mac. I say - ding dong!

Good work BB! Come on lads - you know your ladies would want to look their best for the forum* so get those cameras out and post up more pics! *Whether they actually know about this or not

Happy birthday mate. Enjoy the day.

Red front 'Z' logo, water repellant glass, reflective tint on rear windows. Revised seats and centre console plastic surround. HiD a cost option on the NA. :cry:

Good location for the hotels - between Dam square and the red light district. Ahhh.... the Oudekirk, the Zeejdick, Oudijedis Achterbourgwaal (?sp). Edit - and of course, the Grachtengordles.

The Ginsters Buffet Bar is the aristocrat of the petrol station food fridge. It's a bit like a long Scotch egg with a homogenised inner with coleslaw and all sorts of other finery as well as egg.

That MR2 is outrageously homosexual.

back in the Port*, stackin up yer bong havin a fukin laugh and still signing on i went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri i payed them in draw and the keema naan was free ( *Newport) the korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver and they asked me to become the new delivery driver the orders added up, two by fukin two i can sell draw when im delivering vindaloos when you're driving in town late at night fuk me clarts you see some sights wrecking it up in my capri delivering a chicken bhuna going into Maindee now you see me knocking out making a cut ill give you free madras if you keeps yer mouth shut ill bring you a curry and sell you the blow ill put hash mix in yer bombay potatoes chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice i delivered the mushroom biriani to this babysitter she invited me in and i fuked her up the sh1tter i took a lamb madras and a quarter to Brynglas my bitch got three ounces stuffed in her ass she sucked me off and spat in the mint sauce you don't wanna know what she put in the main course chicken tikka massala delivered to 56 cause the people there are ****s cause they never fukin tips i delivers the curry right down pill this bird 'ad no money so she gave me a ****ing pill i closed my eyes and made a wish i chucked my man milk up her fukin starfish i had 10 pints and smoked some crack now i gotta deliver a prawn dhansak i got to the house, i was sick on the doorstep but i made them pay cash cause i won't take a cheque chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice it wasn't very long before i got an order wrong and my special bombay spuds turned this bloke into a mong he started complaining when he woke up cause it was three weeks later and he missed the world cup he got fuked off, i must've really bought his piss cause i got fired next time i went into the office they found my capri with the draw they had to seize **** this splew i'm off to work down the chinese

Me and the Mrs are meant to be going for a week or so. I think normally you can get flights for about £250 return per person. It mightg be more at Christmas but it's meant to be nice there at that time (if cold!).

I've heard good things from people who have them. I don't know if that's a special offer - I thought they were always under £400, not nearly £600.

I think it'd be small claims court job, not couty court if it came to that as the amount is under £3000. You can get all the forms online and it only costs about £60. No solicitor needed. I'm not saying whos right or wrong as I don't have all the facts.

She looks pretty hot. I have to say the one in the competition isn't the best one of her.

Damn Bird, you're not having a lot of luck with your car. I'm sure it'll all be worth it when you get it sorted.

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Virginia Botomley - I'm an evil tory bigot Santa Pod Drag Strip - Satan's dog will eat your child

Have to say I always rated Doohan as No 1 but Rossi is probably better than him. Was it last years Brit GP in the rain when he was just amazing? I think he's gay and a gypsy but none the less, he's amazing on a motorbike.

Not my cap of tea. Servicing looks quite infrequest too. Edit - actually I think it looks great. A bit lewd and in-yer-face but I like it.

Ding dong!

I have a '99 but like Abflug. Nothing made from glass fibre or anything fragile though.