Craig David

The sythetic / semi synthetic thing is a bit of a myth to an extent. But, yes a big brand oil sold as synthetic sould be fine.

I'd quite fancy it - I'd like to try somewhere with a grippier surface than Santa Pod. Unfortunately I'll be working. And my NA would be slower than your Toyota.

I thought that too at first. Lol when I saw it though!

Well what a co-incidence. I'm bonging my tits off too.

That's better. And got the hang of the thing too.

My Eyes! My Eyes! Aaaaaarrgghhhhhhhh. My Eyes!

FPMSL :nelson:

PORN PORN PORN PORN :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

.....clutching 10 Mayfair Smooth if I'm not mistaken. :tongue:

Looks more like one of the Sand People.... they always return and in greater numbers!

Not sure I want to see some dodgy woman's tuppence. No way of knowing till you've seen it though I guess.

I've found the AA good. I've had their pants down a few times. Best one was I was on a motorbike 300 miles from home, it was late and it started raining. I knobled the bike so it didn't work, told them the splines had stripped on the shaft and they relayed me all the way home. Had them fix mates cars etc etc.

A couple of them look like they should be 'grafting at the precinct'. Obviosuly wouldn't say no though.

Vini, Mr Red..... I do the jokes around here, ok? ;)

I don't think an untuned 300 will do a real 180mph. It might show 180 on the clocks but the real speed will be more like 160-170mph.

Not voted yet either. Naturally I'm open to all bribery. Was very impressed by 2-UPs pictures! Lovely lady!

Done We'll be expecting an appearance from her at JAE if she wins now. ;)

Couldn't have put it better my self. It's crapnes is only emphasised by how good Top Gear has become of late. Also I can't believe that Parker Bowles woman is presenting it (and is motoring correspondent for The Sun) when she's so completely talentless. Bag of w4nk indeed!

Boxter power varies from just over 200 to well over 300 and they do handle well. Very bland, obvious choice of car IMHO - for someone with a wad of cash who read one issue of Top Gear and think they know all about cars. Good Porsche beating anyway!

I thought you meant Paul Weller has been helping with your dash. Looks good though!

Lies / mistakes and crank vs wheels figures. And other variables like Paul says. Anything over 300bhp is plenty for the road.

I got distracted by the picture of the woman with massive tits. I'm sure it's not worth paying for, whatever he's selling.

Must admit I don't know a lot about rap and didn't I mean to be rude to Peach - one of the best blokes on the forum and someone who's opinion I respect. Sorry mate - was having an angry moment.

I think this is the chorus to D12's song 'Get my gun'. (see below) This is why kids think it's cool to buy into the gangster culture and it's anti social, childish, rubbish. If the bloke got shot, he bought it on himself to an extent. [Chorus] [Eminem] I'M GONNA GET MY GUN! This mother****er's poppin' that shit Nah **** that i'll be right back I'M GONNA GET MY GUN! Nah mother****er **** you You ain't disrespecting me like that I'M GONNA GET MY GUN! Walk to the room, sixteen shot clip Bitch how you like that? I'M GONNA GET MY GUN! Bet you ain't know that I'm strapped Nice one, bitch this is my gat I'M GONNA GET MY GUN!