Everything posted by Craig David
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'appy birthday scoops
Missed this - sorry Scoopsy! Hope you had a good day mate. Time to celebrate properly today :duffer: :duffer:
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batman problem !!
I hate Tim Burton films. They look so great and then the plots are always just the same tired, predictable Hollywood pap. I dunno if he did the later Batman films, mind. It still looks bad if they can't be bothered to iron out inconsistencies like that though. Don't people fly and have magic powers and stuff? If you can do that, well anything's possible!
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Stopped using Optimax
I get about 10% more MPG on my NA with super / Optimax. It works out cheaper than regular unleaded so I always use it if I can.
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can i ask something
I remember the old days* with Craig, Herman Munster, Matty, Potski, Richie Cunningham, Tom Bosley and the one time the Fonz jumper his motorbike over that truck outside Al's diner. Ah... great days. Or have I got confused? Anyway, no Hunnie I'm sure no-one's haveing a go at you. *actually I don't remember that far back, but I've heard other people talk about it. Oh and Kirbz kind of has a point. You can never hold back change but you can at least try and control it's direction. Wasn't that what William Morris / the Arts and Crafts Movement was all about?
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AAARRRRRRR Indian Airports
Poor fella - and poor you. Airports = hassle India = hassle Put them together and it must be a right headache. I bet if you were there you'd have a strong word with a few people lol! (Not really the armed forces fault though!)
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Watch out Bantam!
----------------------------------------------------- Sydney bunny fancier Brendan McMahon was sentenced to at least 12 months in jail, after the judge refused his plea that he was too mental to know that knobbing 16 rabbits to death was wrong. ----------------------------------------------------- >> Unlucky in America People who've had a worse week than you 1. Minnesota Timberwolves NBA star Eddie Griffin crashed his luxury SUV into a car while drunk and masturbating. Griffin told onlookers he was ****ing while watching porn on a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Escalade. 2. Truman Duncan from Texas. This rail yard worker wandered into the path of an oncoming train, and had to call 911 himself from his cellphone to say "I think I'm cut in two... "I guess I'm going into shock. Hurry up, ma'am, because I'm about to pass out." 3. Unnamed dead man in Vermont whose head was cut off and removed from his grave so teenager Nicholas Buckalew could make a bong out of it. Nick told friends he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it. A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues. http://www.popbitch.com Takes all sorts I guess!
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Hard Decision
Steve - don't sell it! It's a great car. Still if you do, the enurance racing quad does sound loads of fun though. Don't be a stranger whatever you decide.
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Why Turkey will never beat Brazil
:rofl:
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LaydeeZ keep smiling at me
Blokes who work in kebab shops always seem to like mine. I've had a couple of girls give me a big come-here smile. But that's about one a year. Most aren't interested in my big purple Nissan or just think 'w4nker' I think!
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Propper Brakes
Very nice - no better way to go fast than ace brakes.
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1st road kill in zed
18,000 rpm? Must be that new for 2006 R6 - VERY nice! A good 'kill'!
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Poss in a mag!
That's him! We were at college together about 6 years ago - in Nottingham - was Clarendon College then, now 'New College' - mainly catering students! lol. Top bloke. Scouser like, eh, eh, eh! Ask him about Showbiz Steve and Marina and Gareth - he'll piss himself! Like I said, a top bloke!
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rant
Everyone's said their piece now so let's just let this thread quietly drop down and disappear. Job done!
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Can you just feel
:rofl: You'd be very welcome. I thought you'd never ask, you little tease! :rofl:
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Poss in a mag!
My mate is features ed there - Phil - he's a top bloke if it's him.
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Can you just feel
I'm naked. I blame this unrelenting heat. Plus the Mrs is away. I'll probably put her underwear on my head later.
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Ross-on-Wye meet...get your asses to this year's meet.
Bride or groom? LOL :x:
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Can you just feel
Oh yes! It'll be like when Scar and the hyenas took over Pride Rock in The Lion King.
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Can you just feel
Me and StellaZ are taking over* and 'bossing' the forum / JAE so there should be no trouble. *This was agreed a while back and ratified by a two-thirds majority so now it's the law and can't be argued with. ps - what's happened to StellaZ ? Last I saw he was cutting off his wheel arches. Haven't seen him for a while.
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My new toys....
Can you do stills with that set up? I've worked with professionals and that's how they get some of the best shots - they call these 'bolt on shots'. Amazingly some cover pics are taken like this at walking pace on really long exposures. You can also do great 'tracking' shots when one car follows the camera car VERY close and the camera's pointing back towards it. You need a very wide angle lense (20mm) to capture the speed rush. But if you'ce seen Car magazine's front covers (probably the best automotive photogrpahy in the country right now), that's how they do it. Sometimes the car is just pushed round a corner and the pic looks like it's doing 100mph! You'd need a remote shutter release though. Lots of fun but can be dangerous / illegal. Gaffa tape over the suckers gives extra security. If it does pop off, you don't want it bouncing about against your car.
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Anyone around SL4 tomorrow? 11am
Like the lads say, glad you left that one. If you do want another pair of eyes to come along, try giving a bit more notice and you might have more luck.
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My own joke
I do the jokes round here.
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Numbers
I had three but I didn't like the colour of any of them so I weighed them in and got a 2+2 LWB NA.
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Ashby Foalville, 11th July
:x: :rofl: :rofl:
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getting miffed with my zeds looks
Spray the tiny strip of roof between the targas black. And 19" wheels: simple design, black. IMHO