Everything posted by pete shrimp
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bugger! just got a speeding ticket through the post
Me too...
- Wind-ups
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Feel drunk?
I'm sure this has be posted before but I don't care ;) Pete
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Choose your weapon...er...holder
Ya big gay bear! :D
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Wind-ups
I read a thread on scoobynet a while back about stapling loads of plastic water cups together, spelling the word "knob", "twat" or something with the cups. Then you fill them all up to the brim with water :D Dunno if anyone's ever done it, but It'd be nigh on impossible to shift it without making a huge mess/scene :D:D Pete
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Brake Pads - Urgent
Quick! There's someone nicking your stereo ;)!
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Brake Pads - Urgent
Berks does them, whereabouts are you? I'm sure some Halfords stores will stock them (for emergency use... ;) ) Pete
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Oil Pressure gauge
He he, my lazy-ass is an auto ;)
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Here she is......
Very nice mate :cool: You'll probably need numberplates tho... :D;) Pete
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Oil Pressure gauge
That reminds me, I've still gotta find time to fit those 2 autometer gauges I got from you Mac, plus another from Rob :cool: Pete
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Just for a change!
Can't see what you've got to complain about Vinz :rolleyes: :mad: , why should Jeff have put up with that shit :mad: . Pete
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Clock!
Yeah shaddap :D I like it ;) :)
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Clock!
Isn't it great when the minute changes! ;) Can't wait 'til 17:00.00 !!!! :rolleyes: :D :D
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Who was it then?
Not me, sorry.
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Clock!
:D I could watch it all day :cool: This is definately reason to get broadband (or use the computers at work ;) )
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Clock!
I guess you need v fast connection. It's a date and clock, the numbers are clips of bits of paper with pencilled numbers. When the numbers change someone rubs it out and writes the new one down. Looks cool.
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Clock!
Brilliant! Clicky Pete
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Funny funny
Yup ;)
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Funny funny
Some old, some new, still all good :D Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. So what's the speed of dark? How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. I can levitate birds. No one cares. Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. I try to daydream, but my mind keeps wandering. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. There aren't enough days in the weekend. What exactly do batteries run on ? I have a microwave fireplace. I laid in front of it for the evening in 7 minutes. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. I remember when the candle shop burned down and everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday". I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and... oohh, that's much better. I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. I once bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier, put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Pete
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Argh - somebody stop me!
Do you realise you said that out loud :D ? Sounds a good plan though...:D
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What is the best TV games console?
I'd go for the PS Eleven - it's decades ahead of the rest ;)
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Just for a change!
I agree ;) Alright Jeff :)
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Argh - somebody stop me!
:( sniff, sniff :D But I want them :D
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Argh - somebody stop me!
I keep bidding for old bangers on ebay :D Hope I don't end up with them all :eek: I'm gonna buy one and revamp it if it's in good nick, or break it if it's a shed. Either way I'll learn a lot :) Pete
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Just for a change!
I've got this q bad sometimes - thanks for the info :) It certainly sounds cheaper than replacing part after part! Cheers Pete