Slowhand

A fan club apparently , not me `o course I ain`t even seen , or copied , any of your pics , even if there were any , which I don`t know if there are or anything , right ? :rofl: :rofl:

Coming up , Carlster :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Good point . ( Now kiddies , Uncle Carl was just playing...He LOVES Christmas and always writes a letter to Santa every year . Santa gives him everything he can manage to get for him , but even Santa can`t fit 12 young Thai working girls down the chimney , without breaking Immigration Rules and several Health and Safety regulations , so Uncle Carl often jokes about not liking Christmas ) . Take no notice , little ones :)

The first line was in response to your post , young Carl . The second bit is self-evident . And waddya mean " tonight " ? LOL

:headvswal :headvswal :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ps...Why put the most used Smilies in a different window ? And those fookin` Twix wrappers in my front garden :headvswal :headvswal Victor

I worked as a chef for many years and Christmas was the hardest time of the year...very long hours and loadsa stress ; so , along with New Year , it kinda just meant " Urrgh , dreading it " . So , I really sympathise with anyone on here who is either working or on call . :bow: :bow: :bow:

Women like pink things , Carl...go figure :headvswal

I can`t help but get the feeling you`re quite pleased , Spongey :dance: Buying a Zed tends to do that . And all credit to Da Fox for being so friendly and accommodating :bow: Welcome aboard , mate . :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

I loved the ones with Ray Liotta playing an enforcer , sorting people out who`d spilled or left some of their Heineken (? ) , or dissed it in any way . A hoot ! :dance: :duffer:

There`s a demister button near the centre of the dash..that should direct the air to the windscreeen . HTH

Neither , sorry . :(

No , that wasn`t mine , mate . It`s been parked in a " safe " Residents` bay for a coupla days : ie a single bay with yellow lines either end , so nobody should try to squeeze a Chelsea Tractor into a Fiat 500-size space and end up on my nose panel ! Sounds like me paranoia`s back....but it DOES happen ! The :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: ` s LOL

What are you doing in Kensington , bud ? I live in North Kensington and have a cherry red LWB *300 TTB . Keep an eye out for it ! LOL :dance:

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Why can`t they just try it themselves ?

Not far now , then we can slide down again . Those stupid BBC Wildlife tw*ts seem to like that .

:rofl: :rofl: Classic Craig Davidism :dance: :dance:

" time I've spent jacking the car off " :shock: Mr Craig David , now I know you`re very fond of your car , but REALLY....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Away to me beed... Nite , fellow Zedders :smash:

PMSL perv :tongue: I must say I hadn`t noticed LOL

Mind you , I could be distracted by Jenny Agutter in " Walkabout " . Such a beautifully artistic movie , great scenery , particularly the water scenes .

OOOOooohhh yes !