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Not too sure , but remember to take Gandalf with ya :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :slap: C`mon Mister David , where`s the quote from ?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Many thanks for that link ages ago...had to watch the film this afternoon , `til I needed a nap in my cold flat . Thank God for Deep Heat . Mr Craig David , Linkmeister :bow: :bow: :bow:

Now now , Carl , have we forgotten to take the medication that the nice men from the Psychiatric Unit prescribed for you ? Try to remember : " This will stop all those fantasies that i`ve had since my annual trip to Thailand to mingle with the ladyboys ended in arrest and imprisonment . " While lots of people might be flattered by your , frankly sick , attentions , I plead with you to try to keep up the treatment and perhaps even become as normal a member of society as is possible...given your sadly obvious limitations . Women are not evil , give them a chance . Whether any sane one would return the same , I sincerely doubt . But hey , there`s always religion . Take Care of him , someone

Why did I post that ? :(

Bring the Zed indoors ! LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: God , I`ve been sitting here reading that stuff and laughing too loudly for a person alone in a room . Gonna stop for lunch now before the men in white coats arrive .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when he awakens and quite reasonably says to himself: [He puts his hand on his heart] "I will never play The Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: We'll cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve

Have you tried going to the Auto Trader online site ? You click on insurance and you get loads of quotes . Saved me £ 500 this year on FC with Max no claims and I live and park ( ! ) in London . Good Luck , mate

We see through your masterplan , but let it pass lol

Bless

:rofl: :rofl: Still , never mess with a boxer`s moll :tongue:

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Maybe she`s foreign and in need of a cunning linguist ? :cool:

Your own hydraulics would surely make an appearance with her in such obvious need :rofl:

PMSL...Yours is a crap mechanic , can`t get those jugs under a car , but who gives a fook ? :bow:

On the basis of Posts minus posts-while-under-the-afluence-of-incahol the club couldn`t afford the rebate :tongue:

Then a beer for the men and white wine for the laydeez

Women first !

Or the Dog And Duck , as usual ? lol

Shall we meet at the waterfall and struggle to grim death ?