Slowhand

Arf ! Arf !! Spot on the Carlster :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think that fookin` Brad Pitt nicked it .

I had a life , but I forget where I put it .

PMSL Lay back and think of Eckland ( Britt ) :smash:

You mean " Who`s got the most slaver ? " :tongue:

Punctuate , young Carl , punctuate . :tongue:

Yes . Drugs that they can`t handle and don`t know the consequences of trying , with encouragement from some other poor fooker already on it , or a dealer with no respect for life .

Arrrrrgggghhhhh !!!!

Ever tried thinking back from the result to the cause ? eg Say a table light stops working , first you try another bulb , if that doesn`t work you work backwards `till you find the real problem . Those girls weren`t BORN to be on the game ffs . Rant over .

Woah ! Tut tut ! When did you have that heart-removal operation ?

Some of us don`t put out so freely , if ya know what I mean . At least get them to buy you a drink , ya floozey :p

More of a slag I`d say , mate :tongue: No offence , mind :rofl: :rofl:

:confused: :confused: :confused:

That`s good news , Stella . See what you can do :dance: Warms the cockles just before Christmas :smash: Again , well done , bud :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Did either of you guys have Rays VolkRacing wheels on ? I`ve got 17" ones , the same as on my last car ( a Prelude ). It used normal wheelnuts , but the Zed needs Allen-key type . Did that tyre firm need to know the exact size of the nuts ? Thanks in advance :)

Brilliant , mate. Couldn`t tear myself away...I`ve been in a few of the London ones ; interesting to see the reviews :dance:

`Twould be better if it didn`t remove posts I haven`t read yet sometimes when I click it . Sometimes it drops me from 64 New Posts to 8 when I`ve only read one or two ! Also , reading , say , a six-page thread , sometimes you hit a dead-end when trying to click back to New Posts : I`ve found , eventually , that it`s safer to click back after each page , then click the next page . Unread Posts might be a useful ammendment . Having said all that , it really is a useful tool . I use it every time I`m on here :smash: :smash: :smash:

:rofl: :rofl: PMSL , I missed the glass an` all :dance:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Ditto LOL

The Clones :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Like everyone else , I`m glad none of you was hurt . Scrolling down the damage pics and then seeing your car as it was , in your sig , was sad enough for anyone to see . Can`t imagine how gutted you must be , mate :( . But , in the scheme of things , you and yours are what count . Good luck getting past this , Trevor .

That`s the family tree of The Beast :rofl: :rofl:

You`re right again , Don Carleone :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: Gertcha ! Saucy young rascal LOL . I pride myself in the knowledge that I cannot be bribed or bought...not even if you offered me , shall we say , a hundred quid , just for instance ? :cool:

LOL , I don`t even like going for meself . Well , not without a packed lunch and summat to read....like " War And Peace " ,for instance . :tongue: