Slowhand

A-ha , me old nemesis rears his head...long time no tussle , Carlster :cool:

Pity we can`t adopt the Income Tax type model ie Gross Posts minus Posts-with-nothing-to-say-except-about-the-amount-of-posts = Net ( meaningful ) posts . That`s not to say that Bunny posts aren`t usually funny or interesting : they are . But posts about your own posts ? ffs ! lol Congrats , if that`s what you`re after , young man :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

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You , Sir , are under citizen`s arrest ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

The thing that annoys me most about these cheeky fookers is that they assume that the recipients of their preposterous emails are even dumber then they , the senders , are . " Why work when the internet can provide millions of fools willing to let me rip them off ? " Well , FOOK OFF , you ( presumably ) Nigerian parasites . The internet is a wonderful tool and inevitably , scroungers , thieves and con merchants will use its huge range to try to catch a small percentage of people off their guard . Shoot the fookers ! lol Who threw that Twix wrapper in my garden ? Barstewards ! :slap:

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Power breeds corruption , ultimate power breeds Stellaism...We must resist . Beneath the laddish exterior lies... a laddish interior . Beware :p

:rofl: :rofl: I know what Scotty means re deliveries , but the IOW ain`t poxy , that`s not what he meant :tongue:

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Good buy , mate . You weren`t the only one who fancied it , so that`s the icing on the cake . Driving it would be nice but , hey , ya can`t have it all at once . Must be very frustrating but at least you`ve got the car . Congrats :duffer: :duffer:

It takes more than the man-flu to stop ya from drinking altogether though , eh marrer ? Respect LOL :duffer: :bow:

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I drink it regularly and it`s never done me any harm . It`s quite the thing these days . After all it IS the nineteenth century , what ? :p

Nice , but if I had a car that looked like that , my ambition would be to own a Zed . Remember , members , the grass ain`t always greener ...unless ya want to drift onto it o` course . :tongue:

DRENKKK !!! :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Father Jack lives !!!

Ugly...looks like any chavved -up saloon/coupe . We are in agreement :rant: lol

Nice for them to have such tough decisions...Ain`t Amanda put a few pounds on , bless `er ?

On the positive side , it`s obvious she has lost some weight :D

Carl , your lass will kill ya for putting her pic up on here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Looks great , mate . Brilliant work , that man ! Mind you , I`d take his new drill away `til he`s a bit older :D

In location terms , they`re right next to each other . As for how long you , or the little `uns want to spend in them , just play it by ear . Depends what time you get there , I suppose . HTH Brian

Are the NYPD choir still singing Gallway Bay? Brill .PMFSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fatten the calf for the return of the prodigal son :rofl: :rofl: :nana2: :nana2: :nana2:

" ive had a god day " Nice to know somebody remembers what it`s all about :bow: :tongue: