Slowhand

With the added incovenience that I can`t pause live TV while I powder my nose betwixt me tinnies

Took about thirty fookin` seconds to get on my tits :slap: But then I`ve been without Sky TV all weekend :rant:

Is it me , or is that just soo fookin` irritating ? The question " Can you draw ? " has nothing to do with pratting about on a pc :nono: :slap:

Or restraint

Or taste

More money than sense

" sorry i will spank myself " Nothing new there , mate :tongue: Careful with that right wrist , ya might get a sports injury :nono:

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I`ve had kinda mild chest pains for years , been checked out on the treadmill and all that , but they say I`m OK . I`m a hypchondriac I think . But maybe I`m just imagining I am . :p

Doh ! double post

More congrats , mate . All the best for a happy future . :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

K`nell , marrer ! So it`s not as glamorous as you`ve led us to believe :rolleyes: Cheers :duffer: :duffer:

Good one , Stella fella . Maybe it wasn`t " heroic " in the traditional sense , but it was crucial that you did what you did , unpleasant as it undoubtedly must have been . Hope you never have to do that again . Be proud of yourself for what you did , mate . I hope he appreciates it and pulls himself together and gets life in perspective . You certainly deserve a drink tonight , bud ! :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Very true Carl , and that`ll be me when I stop . I`ll join the other side in an act of treachery and hypocrisy any career polititian would be proud of . :rofl: I only smoke when I drink , mind . Got it down to about six or seven nights a week now . :tongue:

I`ll hate myself in the morning , of course , because I`ll come on here and think I was up an hour later than I fookin` WAS :headvswal

No replies...all asleep in their fookin` oxygen tents :rofl:

And why can`t somefooker fix this b*stard clock ?

Smoking is not the only cause of cancer , heart disease etc. , nor is drinking . On the other hand , being a non-smoker , or non-drinker is definitely a major factor in the developement of holier-than-thouness , pomposity and preachiness . Give over , you prigs . I plan to give up smoking ( a long-term project , and ongoing ) , and maybe even drinking :rolleyes: , but I hope I never join in with that kind of prissy judgementalism . Don`t you think we all get told what to do , and not do , enough already ?

:rofl: :rofl: Only thefirst bit..the next phase was with the Christian B*stard Brothers of Ireland...strange that I`m now what they call an atheist , innit ? :rofl: :rofl:

TMI I`M GANNING ..NITE ALL :cool:

In the words of Noel Coward : " You anticipate , dear boy " . Mind you , I generally wake up feeling up for it. The problem is "it " ain`t usually there . ;)

Zebedee time

That got through

" Build it and they will come...and fookin` ruin it " :rofl:

Yes , basically it`s insults , let`s face it :rofl: