Everything posted by Slowhand
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Well , that has everything but logic and grown-up humour , but full marks for nastiness -
Step AWAY from the keyboard , Slow ,and nobody gets hurt !!!
Utter B*ll*cks...Go to bed immediately !
Aww , nice words , LD
I resent being called " 40 Watts " . I recently took the upgrade to energy-efficient 60 Watts output whilst only using 11 Watts of power to fink wiv . Carl doesn`t care about the planet as much as me . He uses garden heaters in his house and leaves the windows open just to piss the Greens off . :tongue:
There has , for some time , been a rumour that Carl would like to " make friends " with a bent man . I don`t despise him for that , and I understand his admiration for me . But Carl , I`m straight , mate . Just think of me as your ideal in terms of modest perfection .
Well spotted by the ever-alert Carl...I respect the way he looks up to me . He knows who to choose for lessons in life , bless him .
PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: And it`s goodnite from me , and my straight-man :tongue:
I strive to be as good a man as Carl is , but it`s like climbing a mountain with Myleene Klass dragging me back...so difficult . But I`m away to me beed to sleep on it . May Carlness be upon you all .
Too many " hims " there ...see , Carl would never have done that ! :)
Carl has the bestest sense of humour..Eddie Izzard wants him to write for him
right , carl tells fibs :rolleyes:
Errmmm , I`ll get back to Carl on that , bugger :rolleyes:
bo**cks ! This is the greatest country in the world ! Beer for the gentlemen , and white wine for the laydees !
:dance: :cry: :p :headvswal :hyper: In no particular order ;) arrange them according to your own circumstances...I can`t be ars*d :rofl:
Carl is a happy person , especially around his testosterone - fuelled male
carls got a zed doesn`t comprehend the concept of brevity :tongue:
You on site where white man ride big fast buffalo :rofl:
How Many Woman Is you a native American ? :p
...bob , to be formal
Where you been , Sideshow ?
TMI , mate :tongue:
Yampiedog thinks flattery will work on Joely P :tongue:
PMSL The ref`s left it too late , Mick . :rolleyes: They can stop the match at Arsenal an `all ! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Howay The Lads !!! :nana2: :nana2: :nana2: :hyper: :hyper: :