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PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That`s a cracker ! Fanks , on behalf of the menfolk :smash: :smash: :smash:

You and Gazza ( the former footballer , as opposed to Gaz , the former Hellraiser ) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

One of the cleverest of all ! :smash:

Alright , I`m not as sober as I was at , say 6pm...who is ffs ?

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Of all the post whores on here , I nominate Mr Andrew Duff for the award of best mix of facetious . insulting , humourous , provocative posts . But this is all well-balanced by the amount of solid and sound advice he offers in between his drink-sodden declarations ( allegedly ) , which of course appeal to me personally , in my role as a saviour of the fallen . :tongue: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

it got 4 doors a boot, for the kids ( 4 doors not the boot) PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Very cool indeed :nana2: :nana2: :nana2: :cool:

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brilliant :dance: :dance: :dance: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Isn`t that illegal ? :nono: :nono: If not , it`s certainly immoral :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ( I just happen to hate pink , but I believe girlies get special dispensation in this matter ) :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Brilliant :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

To be fair to Gaz , it IS in the right thread , and therefore not meant to be funny or entertaining . It fulfilled both criteria :tongue: I just think it invited the reaction : TMI ! lol Gaz , we live in cynical times , don`t take it personally , bud :smash:

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The logical extension is for everybody who wants to be known for post counts is to just post "..." repeatedly ...but would they be happy with such a non-achievement ? I think they just might :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Queue up for " The X-Factor " for truly meaningless attention :tongue:

I used to have one :smash: But it was how his started out , not how it ended up :p

That`s a shock . Very sad .

Agreed , Gaz , she`s dirrrty . But hardly a bizarre choice lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Zoe Ball.....hadn`t thought of her , but she`s on " The Match " now on Sky 1 in one o` those denim mini-skirts that are always a delight :dance: :dance: :dance:

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And you can hold the Actress/ Bishop responses , gentlemen ;)

Fook ! That was bigger than I expected :D

I foresee Oliver Stone announcing his next big movie in a few years : 300ZX CLUB : THE CLIQUE CONSPIRACY

I`ve been watching BBC News 24 : Glad to hear he`s "stable " . Hope he continues to improve . He`s a very engaging and deservedly popular presenter . Takes the stick from Jezza in good heart . Top man . His family must be in bits . Nice to see members here showing their concern . After all , there`s always someone reminding us all when T. G . is about to be shown . They do take some risks driving fast cars as near to the limit as their abillities allow , for our enjoyment ( not to mention theirs :p ) . But a fookin` jet-powered car ? :eek: Leave that to the Stig ! Get well , Richard , the world needs nice , funny guys . I`m sure we`re all thinking about ya .