All of you ladies out there, please excuse the rough language in the

following story...

 

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got

back, the bride immediately called her mother.

 

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...",

then suddenly she burst out crying ..

 

"But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible

language -- things I'd never heard before!

 

I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me home...

PLEASE MAMA!"

 

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your

husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?

WHAT four letter words?"

 

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so

embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

 

"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your mother

these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash, iron,

cook..."

 

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That`s a cracker ! Fanks , on behalf of the menfolk :smash: :smash: :smash:

Nice one . :dance:

and to the boys :tongue: :tongue:

I thought women only got married in white so that they match other kitchen appliances ! :D

its your fooking job to wash, iron, dust, cook, fook, w@nk so stop moaning and get on with it, you notice there is two extra four letter words in there that are compolsery when ever we want 1! :rofl: :rofl:

its your fooking job to wash, iron, dust, cook, fook, w@nk so stop moaning and get on with it, you notice there is two extra four letter words in there that are compolsery when ever we want 1! :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Karl youre know going get agro for that!!! lol pmsl :dance:

carl youre know going get agro for that!!! lol pmsl :dance:

 

yep proberbly let em bring it on :rofl: :rofl: only reason we let em drive a zed is so they dont moan or nagg, another couple four letter words :rofl: :rofl:

All of you ladies out there, please excuse the rough language in the

following story...

 

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got

back, the bride immediately called her mother.

 

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...",

then suddenly she burst out crying ..

 

"But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible

language -- things I'd never heard before!

 

I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me home...

PLEASE MAMA!"

 

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your

husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?

WHAT four letter words?"

 

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so

embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

 

"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your mother

these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash, iron,

cook..."

 

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

its true though hun, thats what your here for, and sex ON TAP I MUST ENFERSIZE. :dance: :tongue: :dance: :tongue: PMSL

yep proberbly let em bring it on :rofl: :rofl: only reason we let em drive a zed is so they dont moan or nagg, another couple four letter words :rofl: :rofl:

the only reason we let them drive the zed is to pick us up from the pub.

its true though hun, thats what your here for, and sex ON TAP I MUST ENFERSIZE. :dance: :tongue: :dance: :tongue: PMSL

 

sex.. whats that?

 

do it yourself luv... aint got time - i have a headache! :rofl:

the only reason we let them drive the zed is to pick us up from the pub.

 

yeah didnt think of that :hyper: :rofl: :rofl:

Women only have smaller feet than us so they can get closer to the sink!

yep proberbly let em bring it on :rofl: :rofl: only reason we let em drive a zed is so they dont moan or nagg, another couple four letter words :rofl: :rofl:

The Zeds mine, bought and paid for and as to the other stuff that's what we marry men for. :p

and woman only marry the men so they can do the dirty work...

I thought women only got married in white so that they match other kitchen appliances ! :D

 

 

 

cheeky... u need a wok over your head! :hyper:

cheeky... u need a wok over your head! :hyper:

 

wok you say wok you wanna do that for, wok who said that :rofl: :rofl:

if i could fook myself i wouldnt bother with a woman :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They all like a good **** **** up their **** anyway.

 

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