Grrrrr

what for , this place is so crap at the moment. It blows holes, everyone speaks crap all the time

 

(there you go lol)

I'm with you Glen - saw Craig earlier and commented on how calm the forum has been.

 

1) Anyone North of Watford - Northern tossers

 

2) Anyone who doesn't drive a 300zx (myself excepted!) - dreamer (and tosser)

 

3) Any female with a Z - give the keys to your bloke and go have some fun - do some ironing (Ajay - don't disappoint now!)

 

4) Manual / Auto - Tiptronic is the only way to go. Anyone who has manual OR auto is a tosser

 

5) Porker - top bloke - miss him

 

6) Formula 1 - team orders are under rated

 

7) SE - no, can't be bothered

 

8) Other dealers - I consider Nico & Craig as mates so I won't go there

 

9) Football - game for tossers

 

10) Still bored

Typical, a psuedo Welshy trying to cause trouble ....

Well I was going to add the Welsh as number 11 but realised that I'm a wimp and don't fancy being beaten up by the locals.

As a side issue, what on earth are you doing in Wales? Last time I saw you it was Weybridge (or somewhere very close) ! have you succumed to the draw of the sheep ?

Warren, are you really the love child of the England Cricket team coach Duncan Fletcher? There is a resmblance, other that both being from the same land.

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Jezz_S13 (edited 17-05-2002).]

Originally posted by AndyP:

what on earth are you doing in Wales?

 

Lifestyle suits me and Mrs Hairsy-To-Be.

 

Great people in Wales, easy transfer of job to Cardiff, and I can sell my 2 bedroom terrace and buy a 4 bedroom detached and keep the change ! NICE ...

I'm a English immigrant living in Wales (Swansea) too, s'all right, esp as the gower is only just over there -----> from where I'm sitting, well 20 miles away.

im shit bored too, stayin in tonight its gonna be an expensive month, ive got a few good nights out plus a stag do in nottingham, and to top it all its mot day tomorrow, bummer

fingers crossed.

and another whinge im playing taxi to the woman tonight shees gone to see westlife in mancland.

think ill go have a shit

Glen, my Auto is faster than your manual...no I correct myself. My Auto is faster than ALL manuals! ROFLMFAO

 

Oh and Dave and Jezz, nice to see that along with Ian D the Welsh massive is growing in size and soon will become an army against the Northern Tossers and Southern Shandy drinkin' cock-a-nese flumps! Now I can get away with a statement like that, why?

 

Coz I was born in de North and brought up in the South and as Mr P will testify we were both sat in a pub a few weeks ago downing Shandy like it had gone out of fashion, in Stevenage!!! LMFAO

 

Steve(Scoops) told Mrs T that your lovely Mrs has gone to see ShelfLife and she is not impressed! She wanted to go aswell. I told her that even though she's only 5'2" she would probably still have been the tallest person there.

 

PEACE! Aiiiiiiiiiii!!!

 

 

 

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Red cars are always driven by Tupperware loving gay people !

 

(probably best said in a SouthPark voice)

Originally posted by AndyP:

Red cars are always driven by Tupperware loving gay people !

 

(probably best said in a SouthPark voice)

 

 

ROFLMFAO

 

I'll let Big Mac reply to that one later!!!

 

 

 

 

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You can't always hide behind him you know - apparantely there's room for me too ! lol

Originally posted by AndyP:

You can't always hide behind him you know - apparantely there's room for me too ! lol

 

I can testify that we could get you, me and 3 hungry Rotties behind the big man and there would still be room for a few more I reckon! LOL

 

 

Notice the pint as a reference of scale! LOL

 

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 18-05-2002).]

Stock blue Zs have got to be owned by the most boring bastards under the sun

Blue=Boring YAWN .

 

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Audi TTs kick the ass of all 300ZX's whatever colour you choose

Audi TTs kick the ass of all 300ZX's whatever colour you choose

 

He said controversial, not total bollocks!!

 

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Trev

1990 300ZX TT 2+2(import)

http://www.300zx.co.uk/rides/trey/

Originally posted by Hairsy:

3) Any female with a Z - give the keys to your bloke and go have some fun - do some ironing (Ajay - don't disappoint now!)

 

Hmmm...shall I bite or shan't I?

 

Now, should I give the keys to my bloke he'll more than likely trash my Zed, him not having a driving licence and all that so that's not going to happen any time soon. And what's with the implication that the bloke needs to drive off in my Zed before I have fun? There are benefits of having a bloke around ya ken. He can do the ironing!

 

(Not much of a bite, I know, but I'm too happy to fight at the moment. Promise that when I'm in a foul mood I'll come back and write a proper reply to this.)

 

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." -Calvin (& Hobbes)

Oh and for something contraversial how about :

 

"Let's bring the whole world to live in British shores. While we at it, let's give them somewhere to live, decent food and jobs all at the expense of the current natives of the land."

 

Or how about the University of Warwick that has declared the showing of the English flag by certain university students to be racist.

 

At your service.

Anita.

 

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." -Calvin (& Hobbes)

Audi TT- pah!!

I slaughtered one Thursday afternoon, tooooo easy!

Dave

Hmm. I agree with Ajay.

There are three hostels for immigrants on my road! I don't care if any of you wanna be "politically correct" but i hate them, the kids go round smashing windows, breakin into cars and basically vandalizin everything, and in return, they get housing, money, health care and right up my nose!

 

As for givin my Zed keys to a bloke... the last time I did that it came back needing a new front bumper and fog light!

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[This message has been edited by Jezz_S13 (edited 20-05-2002).]

No, South London.

MMMmm seems nowhere is safe.

Pisses me off that they have build purpose built flats for these people.

Having twats like my next door neighbours is bad enough, robbing smack heads that will never go to work, drive around in untaxed, uninsured cars and now Heroin is free on the NHS. Mmm not bitter at all.

 

 

I'm sure everyone’s aware of the B.N.P rise to “power”, so what! It pisses me off that labour and the conservatives keep talking about “democracy”, no shit the people voted them in, isn't that a fundamental element of western democracy. Personally I think there views are a little extreme, although it shows that this country has serious problems to deal with. Labours on the Thatcher bandwagon, conservatives have identity problems, there has to be right wing parties to level the balance. The labour tactic of sweeping everything under the carpet in the name of political correctness is starting to buckle. I'm all for Europe, though the worse thing that has happened to this country is the Channel tunnel. This is because the French which have always hated us, I no a little egocentric, like to put refugee camps, oh ....right by the tunnel entrance, what a coincidence. About the only country that’s got its act together is Australia.