Paul C

welcome to bonkersville :D

aftermarket ones should be ok as long as you get the correct amount of wires & wire them up accordingly, as you can get any thing from 1-4 wire probes depending upon whether they are heated, earth through the cat, seperate earth for heating etc. hth

what are these chips ??? and where do they go?? :D :D :D

not sure about kung fu, I only know karate.............................& 3 other japanese words! :D

they are small oblong shapes of potatoe & they go firstly into your deep fat fryer & then into your gob :D :D

i never said i taught HIM karate timbo :p

did anyone see Takaloo regain his world light middleweight title last night?? Margate guy from my way. my claim to fame: I taught his mum & younger brother Karate :cool:

free petrol for all :D

id check your intercoolers/pipes for damage if i were you :( can you get it on a ramp?? you could always pop it down to me sometime.

gutted for you mate, it makes me so fecking sick when i see these posts about our cars that we all love being vandalised by some twat with nothing better to do.

WOT = wide open throttle

about time!!!! :D

i posted a while back about a little gadget i got off my mate which measures 0-60 times, 1/4 mile, RW BHP & G-force. heres the website if anyones interested : Tesla G tech i havnt done 1/4 mile or bhp yet (as i didnt know how to till i read the instructions on their site!) but will do once we get some decent weather! :cool:

LOL!!! the latest mercs have directional sun sensors too & will vary the temp accordinly one side of the cabin to the other if the sun is shining that way!! how OTT is that!?! :rolleyes:

any more info? when it dies does it just cut out or run rough? have you done an ECU diag yet? was the PTU the new modified type??

they will fit a generic door motor mate :)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

wouldnt baby pigeons be eggs?!?! :D carrots, as everyone knows, are stored in the "carrot storage in case of chuck up" bladder, in the upper intestines, which only releases the carrots when vomiting. :D

after your recent post about a poss hernia, you may not need to - someone will do it for you!!! :D :D :D

i hope no-ones suggesting i would do that :o

i hope no-ones suggesting i would do that ;)

i hope no-ones suggesting i would do that :D

lol!!

wont work now - seen you both together! :p

its a bit of a crap picture but look here in the manual