znut

eeeerrrrr NO,it makes you nearly 40 :tongue:

bunk up with me sarge-------just leave your keys to car by the kettle before you go to sleep :tongue:

like to know the avarage age of z people on here,so lets admit our age boys and gals,i have new honesty software here so will pick up the liars here. ok mine first---43

wtf :nono: do we need these priks on our site

my gran talks like that when shes got piles----"come on shiiiity arse sit down by the fire" :confused: :confused:

and imports have seen no road salt wich in my eyes is a big plus

black zed in liverpool----edge of toxeth,looked nice with ya bigbore about 1 oclock today :hyper:

when i was a kid it was grusome to see a shoe in the middle of the road after a crash,about 15 snotty nosed kids all standin round in shock :shock: now its normal to watch a fvkin autopsy eatin ya bacon buttie before bedtime. its not right ill tell ya,its not right

ya got to be joking-----for real :confused: :confused:

yea but his stepdad was half irish and his mother had a cafe in greece :xxx:

nearlly lost my car tonight coming off a motorway roundabout,i dont trust these tires at all in dry or wet!!!!! they are firestone f-690,anyone heard of them and what sorta reports can you give me. cant wait to replace the ba£tards.-----thanks guys

good lad dave----you ll save me about £4.25 aweek :rofl: :rofl:

ime going to give you lads instructions on (unclamping) my method, return to car and find clamp on wheel----go home and unlock ford transit,take out petrol stone cutter and fill up with petrol,fix onto the same cutter metal cutting wheel of the 12" variety,go back to car and light a fag because this could be intresting,start whizzer and cut the fukker off,kick it to one side and give the admiring public afrantic rev of your machine waving it in the air like claudius of greece. ;) ;)

deposits!!!!!!!! pay money!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: will somebody put a lamp on the window sill and leave the window open 2 inchs, i dont snore,fart,and will make the tea in the mornin

here ya go mate http://www.surfapps.com

auto because--1 its easier to give the car behind the finger 2 its easier to drink ya coffee in the mornin 3 its easier to go rootin in ya womans undergrowth 4 its easier to use ya phone(not that i do) 5 its easier to look cool with your left hand resting on the selecter without the the shifting work 6 its easier to deminish your savings or credit card availibilty when the fookker goes bang :D :D :D

just spoke to daveC,put him down for b/b please ritch,will phone chris greddy later to see iff we can get a west coast trio going here

znut(b&b)--confirmed :cool:

over here chunky lad, by the way is it a over night jobbie in a b/b ,iff it is ill have to have a hour with my counseller to try cure my fettish of hotel towels :rofl: :rofl:

"quite a difference" good or bad,and what do ya mean in aggressive? lumpy low down or over fueling,dont wanna lose that docile feel around town or stuck in traffic iff ya know what i mean mate

ime thinking of fitting a genuine mines ecu to my 93 jspec,are these any good compared to a jwt,----should i fit the mines ecu,or put a jwt chip in my ecu?????? any advice please guys

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dont go jogging dave or you will end up like these non-smokers :tongue:

same here mate----2 years and doin just fine,sometimes poke my head out the front door like papion thou lmao

[Q UOTE=JD'S-Z]Dont say that :shock: what it on there for anyway computer goin mad here :(