Everything posted by znut
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fao john dixon
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lmfao---------car mags dude
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Hey People
iff not first post selling will get you hung--trying to muscle in on the few chicks we have will get you cut up and buried :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: wellcome matey
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Undercover old bill.........
yea the next time i get pulled over for no road tax ill mention my human rights "the right not to be fookin slamed into pot holes" road tax for the maintaince of public highways---what a joke :headvswal :headvswal
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fao john dixon
pm your address bud,i wanna send you the mags we talked about cheers ;)
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Wiper wind deflector
motorworld mate,stainy and the come with the rubbers---dont make my mistake and make sure you get different size for each side :)
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wipers
now your smelling the coffee
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wipers
ide tend to look at the relays,it must be sticking or getting burnt out, (hicas) its that thing on the back of your car that makes you do a 360 degree turn in the fast lane of a motorway :nono:
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Bacon Sarnies MMMM
now that is dedication :rofl: :rofl: good luck to all the zedies goin to pod tomorrow and hope no one dents
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Practical Performance Car Mag
think i might have john,will look tomorrow---by the way have you got the one with the zed iff not ill send ya that one as well
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Right that's it, Members avitar change time.....
oooohhhh nice scratches off the 24carot bling :mad: :mad: :tongue:
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Right that's it, Members avitar change time.....
just got out the bath
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brock b4's
go for the b2 mate,there cheaper and still get the wide dish style but without the split-rim look--b2 for me matey ;)
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Fuel Tank Vacuum
linda lovelace :cool: :cool: i bet 90% of this forum does nt even know who this chick was,i do with fond memorys :xxx: :xxx:
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RIP Pope John Paul II
respect to the dude but i cant be easy for the old pensioner who dies in his or hers dark flat or house with no one around and aint found for 2 fookin weeks still sad about pope all the same
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low boost, then hight boost?!?!?!
these cars dont start detting when we get half an hours sun,ide start checking for leaks (intermitent) then go from there. not looking forward to july-aug as the roads wil be full of detted zeds :confused: :confused:
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help for me bro.
sorry to hijack but went up to your neck of the woods today sarg,to buy some wheels for my mates merc and just noticed that they are the same as yours, are yours called "mims and where can i get a set.got the merc ones of ebay rear-265-35-18 front 235-40-18 with a set of zeros on them cost us £580 wish they would of fitted me zed
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Help!! Code 34!!!
yep mate,there is a way of fixing it to the top of the block instead of in the block.it works by bolting a long stud to the back of the engine roughly where the sensor is and fixing the sensor on top of the bolt,it still picks up the dettin frequency as normal------ask one of the mechanic guys on here iff they do it
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Totally GUTTED
no fookin way----that just cant be right :mad: sue the b$stards
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The man from the council-he say YES!!
self-employed flat roofer here of 26 years experience,need any advice on roof darren give me a bell mate ;)
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aint feeling like a 280HP supercar
whats it spooling to mate---ie,psi should be 9psi iff its running normal,i would try to find out why its detting instead of just linking the dett sensor and covering up the fact,could be the dett sensor down but then again it might be ok and your doin damage,in any case make sure its drinking optimax
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Who is this madman?
is he that pollish president dude----leck wackenska :rofl:
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good friday???????
ok its good friday,get a day off and decide to go for a blast in my zed---yea right!!!!!! iff i got a piece of clear road longer than 500 yards then wacko-jacko,s inocent,when i seen a stretch i nail it only to be i think "gasto,d,then i decide to "fook it" ill go to tescos to get me a cooked chicken nice and hot,"mistake number3" 50 mins later i walk out with my COLD chicken go home and find the house full of bumble bees,why i dont know--maybe to console me over my good friday----------who the fook put GOOD in front of this friday :confused: :confused: :( :( :headvswal :headvswal
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Power!!!
it recalabrates the gearbox---ie changes the shift points in relation to engine revs,power and hold.the hold mode is ideal for wet conditions because it makes ths gearbox less "frantic" thus aiding traction
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oh! dear no turning back now!! valve seals!!
big blob of grease on the collets mate-----they stick to the valve and dont move untill you release tensioner :) :)
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My New Marble Paint Job
yea very nice----yea very very nice,is that the type they use cling-film and put about 6-7 coats of lauqer over the top,think i seen this once in a tuning mag