Everything posted by znut
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Brake Problems AGAIN!
rich did,nt you suss when the calipers read "nassin" :slap: :rofl: :rofl: glad the zed god got it sorted for you bud ;)
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halfords story
:rofl: :rofl: i hear ya fella, uncle sam knows all about me matey,lived 5 years there ;) did,nt want a zed part i wanted a 2 bit fog light :smash: take care the forum needs more like you ;)
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Safety Mode
bang a 1meg ohm resistor on the dett sensor plug (the bit that goes to ecu) and feel the diffrence :) oops just seen its not dett related :slap:
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halfords story
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: another halford classic
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halfords story
:rofl: :rofl: ok blingmiester ill take 2 dozen of whatever your taking to be so chilled out about 3 hairs on the chin poxy faced kids who think the worlds fvked because "its not listed on the computer" whatever happend to stores trying to help and understand your needs instead of fobbing you off and saying "next" ps: your right vince i do have a attiude problem, with life in 2006!!!!! :rolleyes: ;)
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Mounting the prop shaft baby!
more than likely this acts as your sliding yoke now its a one piece,compensates for the diff "tramping" under hard load
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halfords story
need the reverse,and like the look of my 99 tails and dont want to upsett the "bulb blown light" had zeds for 7 years and after getting them m.o.t,d ditch the fog and after 12 months can never find it again ;)
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halfords story
this is the senario, m.o.t due so need a rear fog for my jap so go to halfords on sunday morning me: "hello mate,have you got a universal rear fog lamp?" halford knobhead : "whats your car?" me: "dont matter mate,it wont be listed" halford knobhead: "it should be in the computer" me: "it wont mate,just want a plain universal one" halford knobhead then shouts his mate over "have we got a universal fog lamp for a 300zx" me: "ya fvkin what,ive told you a universal one bud" halfords knobhead: "its going to be a dealer part mate" i then proceded to tell the cockhead thats its a jap import that dont have rear fogs unlike uk cars and ime going to put a universal one on halfords knobhead: "oh i see,would,nt be easier to fit a uk fog light?" by this time i was starting to hate this kid :headvswal :headvswal me: "jesus fvkin christ mate,whers your fvkin spotlights,and those fvkin shiity saxo come fvkin nova shiity light section :mad: :mad:" halfords knobhead: "over by the bass boxes and ice section" i procede to walk over feeling like fvkin tyson going under the ropes into the ring. me: "the kid that knows fvk all over on the counter told me to see you about a universal fog lamp" another halfords knobhead: "here you go bud,£6.99 please" now i have a dilemer here,do i just go and pay for the light and light a fag and go home or walk back to the first cockhead and bury the fvkin light right into the front of his skull bone while kicking his eye sockets in :mac1: :rant: :mac1: ????? i left within 20 seconds smoked about 5 lamberts in as many mins and vowed never to return to a blue biulding full of complete twats again the end ;)
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Considering a BMW M3
ALERT ALERT ALERT chauvanistic police reports a man trying to get a womans approval,will all personal please respond :tongue:
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Considering a BMW M3
thats why i feel dizzy then after shaking my head up and down then :rofl: :rofl: ;)
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Safety Boost
:rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl:
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Safety Boost
so with a tight pair of 501,s and the bar put between ones legs it would,nt cause the car to dett :cool:
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Safety Boost
whats your thinking of the studed bar going to the block and mounting it on that andy,its still picking up the "low frequency" resonating from engine :)
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Brakes again!
back bleeding under pressure can fold the seals back in the master,ive done this in the past but with great caution and no more than 2-3 psi :nono: iff your gunna pressure bleed which by the way is very effective ide go down the lines from the master. :) . ive had this bother in the past and its a pain in the ass with some systems and ive found one of the best methods (but slow at first) is the gravity method,undo all the nipples a tiny bit and keep topping the system up as the fluid drops (make sure it dont drop to low to let any air in) then tighten up and go through the normal procedure of bleeding. iff all this dont work check your insurance and make sure the seat belts work proper ;) :rofl: :rofl:
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shes a bit lumpy
maf,maf,maf ;) and dont say its showing no code error because mine did,nt either and it turned out to be the maf with same symtoms
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A solution to the veil problem.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this guys wit cracks me up :)
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i want a cat
:rofl: :tongue: dont worry pete!! cats were a lot harder 30 odd years ago,a bit like people
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Subaru Imprezza
they are the clitoris of jap cars, every kkunt has one :tongue:
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mowgs
there seems to be a lot of old regulars at "that other site down the road" ;) :cool:
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Mobile Upgrade
i believe there good for talking aswell ;)
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i want a cat
trying to remember my teenage years,do cats still scream with a firework tied to there tails :p
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urgent fao andy duff
after that phone call we had at 2.15am last night ive forgot did you want 2 or 3 boxes of baby oil,only iff its 3 it will have to be the scented stuff like last week :cool:
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Brake Bleeding Porblems
:rofl: :rofl: how does the song go "it had to be you,it had to be you"
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Brake Bleeding Porblems
hope you did,nt push the pistons back before you undid the nipple first,iff you did it sounds like you,ve upset the seal in the master
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Guy Ritchie.
yep buying humans like fvkin fissarchie frocks :nono: these so called stars think thers no limit to what they can charge to there master card,even a person ffs :shock: