this is the senario, m.o.t due so need a rear fog for my jap so go to halfords on sunday morning

 

me: "hello mate,have you got a universal rear fog lamp?"

 

halford knobhead : "whats your car?"

 

me: "dont matter mate,it wont be listed"

 

halford knobhead: "it should be in the computer"

 

me: "it wont mate,just want a plain universal one"

 

halford knobhead then shouts his mate over "have we got a universal fog lamp for a 300zx"

 

me: "ya fvkin what,ive told you a universal one bud"

 

halfords knobhead: "its going to be a dealer part mate"

 

i then proceded to tell the cockhead thats its a jap import that dont have rear fogs unlike uk cars and ime going to put a universal one on

 

halfords knobhead: "oh i see,would,nt be easier to fit a uk fog light?" by this time i was starting to hate this kid :headvswal :headvswal

 

me: "jesus fvkin christ mate,whers your fvkin spotlights,and those fvkin shiity saxo come fvkin nova shiity light section :mad: :mad:"

 

halfords knobhead: "over by the bass boxes and ice section" i procede to walk over feeling like fvkin tyson going under the ropes into the ring.

 

me: "the kid that knows fvk all over on the counter told me to see you about a universal fog lamp"

 

another halfords knobhead: "here you go bud,£6.99 please" now i have a dilemer here,do i just go and pay for the light and light a fag and go home or walk back to the first cockhead and bury the fvkin light right into the front of his skull bone while kicking his eye sockets in :mac1: :rant: :mac1: ?????

i left within 20 seconds smoked about 5 lamberts in as many mins and vowed never to return to a blue biulding full of complete twats again

 

the end ;)

lambert and desperates??? oh dear god bless ya lungs

 

nice story though hun lol

Excellent story bud.So heart-warming to know that i'm not the only one to suffer at the hands of these complete jerks.

lmao

ooops bless em he might still ride his bike to work!

They are thick in Halfrauds I think they have to fail some test or something to work their shops LOL

 

I had one were I paid by cheque and the stupid assistant wanted me to sign a blank cheque :shock:

So why not just do the job properly yourself and mod the reverse lights or add a fog lamp to the OEM cluster.

So why not just do the job properly yourself and mod the reverse lights or add a fog lamp to the OEM cluster.

need the reverse,and like the look of my 99 tails and dont want to upsett the "bulb blown light" had zeds for 7 years and after getting them m.o.t,d ditch the fog and after 12 months can never find it again ;)

ooops bless em he might still ride his bike to work!

 

Oi!!!! I still ride my bike to work. (Probably because it's 1/4 mile away from home and it'd fook me Zed up even more).

 

Funny story though. Just read it out and my dad pissed himself.

 

Ivan

Oi!!!! I still ride my bike to work. (Probably because it's 1/4 mile away from home and it'd fook me Zed up even more).

 

Funny story though. Just read it out and my dad pissed himself.

 

Ivan

there is a difference between having to and wanting to tho bud ;) :rofl:

I hope you've got a nice bell on your handle bars Ivan :D Have you got some tassel's hanging down from the hand grips as well? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

(Back to subject) Halfords is fine, as long as you go in there knowing what you want, find it yourself, then pay for it and fook off out of the place ASAP!! :D

Excellent story bud.So heart-warming to know that i'm not the only one to suffer at the hands of these complete jerks.

 

Woah please please please reduce the size of the pic in your sig ;) :rofl:

Woah please please please reduce the size of the pic in your sig ;) :rofl:

Sorry bud,still trying to master the photobucket thing. :rofl: :rofl:

LOL no worries was only jestin ;) Thats better :D We need an image magician on here to sort everyones pics out for them :)

Well Halfords pay a pittance for the wretchs working there so i never expect anything out of them. I tried to explain this to punters when i worked at Texas Homecare DIY when i was a student. If they got stropy i said 'hey im on £3.80 an hour what do you expect'.

 

If you go into almost any shop expecting sound advice your on thin ice lol. Though Richer Sounds are good.

I hope you've got a nice bell on your handle bars Ivan :D Have you got some tassel's hanging down from the hand grips as well? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D

 

Oi!! I'll have you know my bike is a serious piece of modded performance mountain bike machinery. I don't need a bell. I just shout at peeps that get in my way or just run into them :p

 

Ivan

Well I have nothing but praise for the two Halfords shops that I have been to for years :tongue: Really go out their way to help me and always get a good deal and more.Rewired all my new speakers for naf all charge except for a little bit for parts.Great Blokes and luv popping down to their shops.Maybe you have an attitude problem ;)

Well I have nothing but praise for the two Halfords shops that I have been to for years :tongue: Really go out their way to help me and always get a good deal and more.Rewired all my new speakers for naf all charge except for a little bit for parts.Great Blokes and luv popping down to their shops.Maybe you have an attitude problem ;)

 

 

they are just mesmorised by your bling vinz its sends the all unnecessary!!

I love halfords ... i get em all chasing about for ages trying to find me a set of spark plug leads to fit the Zed .. even had one tw4t ask me if it was diesel as they dont have any listed :rofl: :rofl:

They can tell by the way you walk that your a halfords man, no time to talk.

They can tell by the way you walk that your a halfords man, no time to talk.

very witty indeed, you can have a 300zx star :) :tongue:

Why thank you!

this is the senario, m.o.t due so need a rear fog for my jap so go to halfords on sunday morning

 

me: "hello mate,have you got a universal rear fog lamp?"

 

halford knobhead : "whats your car?"

 

me: "dont matter mate,it wont be listed"

 

halford knobhead: "it should be in the computer"

 

me: "it wont mate,just want a plain universal one"

 

halford knobhead then shouts his mate over "have we got a universal fog lamp for a 300zx"

 

me: "ya fvkin what,ive told you a universal one bud"

 

halfords knobhead: "its going to be a dealer part mate"

 

i then proceded to tell the cockhead thats its a jap import that dont have rear fogs unlike uk cars and ime going to put a universal one on

 

halfords knobhead: "oh i see,would,nt be easier to fit a uk fog light?" by this time i was starting to hate this kid :headvswal :headvswal

 

me: "jesus fvkin christ mate,whers your fvkin spotlights,and those fvkin shiity saxo come fvkin nova shiity light section :mad: :mad:"

 

halfords knobhead: "over by the bass boxes and ice section" i procede to walk over feeling like fvkin tyson going under the ropes into the ring.

 

me: "the kid that knows fvk all over on the counter told me to see you about a universal fog lamp"

 

another halfords knobhead: "here you go bud,£6.99 please" now i have a dilemer here,do i just go and pay for the light and light a fag and go home or walk back to the first cockhead and bury the fvkin light right into the front of his skull bone while kicking his eye sockets in :mac1: :rant: :mac1: ?????

i left within 20 seconds smoked about 5 lamberts in as many mins and vowed never to return to a blue biulding full of complete twats again

 

the end ;)

 

So did you get the fog lamp then :rofl: :rofl:

Hey Znut, really sympathise mate. Get some comfort from knowing that he'll never own a Zed. Ask me about when I urgently needed a battery when you've got more time. On second thoughts, don't. Talk about, 'Is it on the trolley?' Halfords are corporate bits man, just corporate bits. I know we all have to deal with it some time. Lowering your expectations is the key. They don't have much trouble finding the bar codes do they?

Halfords = Plebs

Went to buy a battery not long ago........was looking at em......

 

'need any help?'

"yes have you got a type whatever it was battery"

'only whats there, what car is it for'

"Nissan 300zx twin turbo, it wont be listed in these booklets"

'Lets have a look, Nope I'll get it up on the computer'

Now I was bored

'Dont have it on here either are you sure theres such a car?'

"Yep I own one"

'What year is it?'

"1993"

'Oh thats old have you tryied the scrapyard'

:rolleyes: what a waste of a job!

Try getting some wipers off the dopy prats....................impossible.

 

COMPUTERSAYSNOHHHH DOH.