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There is another diagnostics programme too, Its called Nissan datascan, although not as indepth as Conzult, its a damn good !!! and loads cheaper!! http://www.blazt.biz/

I`m quite surprised at the poll results! nearly 50/50!!, I dont think Baz is joking at all, and i will stick with my first opinion, As long as it looks like the photoshop picture, it will look great :cool3:, I still think white is the best colour for a zed though. Would i paint my zed Olive??? NO Daz

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Get a pole going Bazza!!!!! lets see the majority vote :yes:

Hi Bud, I remember mentioned earlier in the thread that other cars were welcome, so bring it on, hopefully my mates will be coming in an E55 Amg merc and a 16v Manta!! and a 350 is certainly a zed!! But no one seem`s interested at the moment, looks like its just us?? Daz.

Do it Bazza, I love that colour on a zed!!!! Very different, i hope it looks as good as the photo Daz.

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Ahhhhhh, I know i should`nt of mentioned it!!! It was the promo night!!! they were doing a fake promotions night!!! Lee boardman from past Coranation street was the fake director!! please dont watch it i look a complete w**ker,

holy mowlie!!!!!! what a waste of a nice car!!!! 2010 aswell!!!

This story is honestly real!!!! My mum owns a pub in Southport and she had a dog called Rosie, cutting a long story down, the bar maid noticed a man coming in and feeding the dog everyday and getting intimate with the dog!! this went on for a few weeks and we found out EWWWWW HONEST!!! the man was touching the dog up!!!!!!! HONEST!!! Fingering the dog!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW, My mum was distrought!!! I know its wrong but i had to laugh, she was crying telling people Rosie had been sexually abused!! So after it all calmed down a little, my mate phoned my mum pretending to be the RSPCA!! We had her going for over an hour, and she was crying agian, but we blew it when we told her to apply lipstick to the dogs anus to soothe the pain, she went FOOKIN MAD!!! never spoke to me for days, and then found the funny side. I still laugh my arse off every time i think of it. On a serious note the man did get arrested but they could not charge him for some reason?? sick man!!! he was about 80 years old??

I know bud!!! Absolute classic!! i will get her back one day!!! After the hotel we went back stage to meet all the camera crew and organisers of the 1 million pound show!!!! that was actually a flop!! and about 3 months later we were at granada studios with Matthew Kelly doing the tv show to broadcast the hotel getaway series, it was fantastic, i had make up artists brushing my face and all that crap, and i must say Mathew kelly is one nice guy!! very friendly down to earth bloke. so revenge is sweet!!! but how can i top that?

Because i was such a mischevious get, my step mum went one further and got me and my girlfriend big time!!! long story but,cut short!!! we won a prize for a 4star hotel break in Cheshire, went to stay for 2 nights, and everthing went wrong!! bad food, service, room was dirty, fire alarm going off at night, just about everything to piss someone off, I was only on a game show on ITV with mathew kelly called hotel getaway!!!! all fimed under cover, every thing we said was recorded, and everything(most)was filmed, we were the first to check out of the hotel, the winners of the show were the people to check out last!!! still got a £1000 prize money though, about 9 years ago now!!!! I cringe every time i watch it!!

Also!! i forgot this one!!! my mate used to have a white Granada, so we went to the joke shop and bought 2 policemans hats, we waited for a boy racer to go past and pulled him over in his triumph dolomite, he got out and started apologising immediatley for having no insurance and bad tyres!! we kept him under arrest for 20mins till we told him who we are, he was crying with laughter and loved the joke(thank fook)!! i still see him occasinally passing and he always puts his thumbs up

I did the same sort of thing to my mate!! I filled the empty tyre well of his van with fish heads and screwed the plywood down and drilled a few vents to circulate the smell, It took about 2 weeks for him to notice, and by then it was discusting!! it took a further 2 weeks for him to actually find where the small was coming from, He spewed up when moving them :rofl: As a revenge he shit in the boot of my cavalier, fooking sick!!! My cousin pissed in my bottle of aftershave, because i put a dog turd in a Ferrero Rocher box and wrapped it up for a christmas present, His mum thought his dog had shit in the house somewhere because of the smell, but it was my little presnet for him!! all this was when i just left school, i was quite mischevious I can go on and on, but dont want to offend anyone!!:censored: :D

I used to have this fantastic Peugeot!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-road-race-bicycle-Peugeot-Premiere-1980-s_W0QQitemZ160395965970QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Bikes_GL?hash=item2558583612

I will swap them for your R35??? :thumbup: p/s... I`ve only just replied to this as i didnt know what `OP` meant!! Silly me :blushing: Got them from wheelbase in Manchester bud, they are a better copy than the Merc SLR wheels, IMO

My wallet is empty!! or will be when i come round to your house :santa: Yes bud the flowers will do the trick :flowers::flowers: :lol::lol:

Me too, when i bought my first zed this was the problem, £85 later and a 2nd hand MAF she was a beauty!!! Daz

Cheers bud, just picked my bomex side skirts up from the sprayers, another weekend in the garage for me!!!, shes going to go MENTAL!!! I waxoyled my TT last weekend and got it everywhere all over the door handles ,kitchen and carpet, shes NOT happy :tooth: Daz :rofl:

Legrath`s just lit up, he`s the daddy for advise!!!!

I`ve been rattling my brains mate!!! i just cant remember :batman: It will come to me :whistling: the turbo was at the back? if i remember, where the back box should be?? Big bhp too!!!!

No worries mate, you`ve come to the right place for zed advice!!! Unfortunaley I`m not the man for good technical advice, I can only comment on what the other guys have told me or i have seen at some of the meets!! There are a few guys on here with single turbos getting big power outputs and very happy with the results, I`m sure they will comment when they see your thread, good luck with whatever you choose to do/get and i know you will be happy with a zed, they are awesome cars when running correctly. nice power with the Subaru too Daz.

Hi Mark, Although it is possible to convert from N/A to turbo, the messing involved is probably too much!! Its not just a simple engine swap it involves intercoolers/pipes and wiring loom etc, so i would go and buy the best TT you can afford mate. You could stick some nitro or a single turbo on the n/a and that would give you bags of power, or even just an ecu upgrade? how much power do you need??? I own both a TT and n/a, and there is a big difference, BUT how many times do you actually need all that power? IMO the n/a engine sounds better and sooo much better on fuel!!! Daz.

That is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bow::bow::bow::bow:

Very nice bud :bow:, Why does my petrol gauge always read the same as yours! near empty?? :yes: Daz