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My Good man most of the inteligent Norhteners live in places like 1 Kingston upon Thames 2 Kensington and Chelsea 3 Westminster 4 Richmond upon Thames 5 Wandsworth 6 Isles of Scilly 7 Hammersmith & Fulham 8 Elmbridge, Surrey 9 Camden 10 South Bucks 11 Barnet 12 City of Glasgow 13 St Albans, Herts 14 Chiltern, Bucks 15 Mole Valley, Surrey 16 City of Edinburgh 17 Epsom & Ewell, Surrey 18 Tandridge, Surrey 19 Waverley, Surrey 20 Guildford That way thet can feel superior to there southern bretheren :rofl: :rofl: Come on I lived in Hampsted for 2 years and never met anyone who was born within 200 miles of the place.

I dare say not mate, their all sheep shaggers round here. I'm not Welsh and i'm only here to monitor the local tendancy to beastiality. Or as its known by us intelligent and not fat Northeners. The ewe and cry of "OH I love ewe init" :rofl: :rofl:

Yes I've seen this report. It noted that poor working class people (most of which live in the North) suffered far more from Obesity. While Rich people (most of which live in the south) had the means to buy better food, have access to better leasure activeties and dietitions. How ever the demographic spread of inteligence was a North South Reverse with the more inteligent people coming from the North while the epicentre of low inteligence being focused on the county of Essex :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :nono: :rofl: Now there wasn't too many big words for you there, was there? :eek: :D

Facts Standard Gearing of an Auto will allow the car to reach speeds of almost 200 mph if you have a long enough flat road. Standard Manual won't Manual is capable of reaching 60mph faster than the Auto unfortunately most manual drivers aren't :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Looked like a good turn out. I didn't get my mother and step father back to Sale until about 1 'o'clock and would have had to just drop her there and fly back to North Wales to pic up my Z. I'll be at the Next one barring any other Disasters. Pitty though because it must be the best looking Z in the North West.

My car is having 4 wheel alinement done as I type. The cobbled exhaust looks O.K. if you done get too close. All in all she looks and sound fantastic. Will post some pictures in the morning before I go. So how come I'm not going to be there even in the T5. My mother has tripped up in the street and broken her arm and nose this morning. Their keeping her in till tomorrow and I'll be picking her up in the afternoon. So I'm very doubtful I'll be back from Windsor in time chaps. I'm really gutted about my mum and also not to be there and show My Baby off. :cry: :cry: Have a good time and enjoy yourselves even if the best looking Z in the north west isn't there.

MMMM :D Thats a bit cheeky :shock: Thanks for the mamories :rofl: :rofl:

They say as you get older you become less tollerant. I must admit its much quicker and you feel alot better just telling someone to feck off. Instead of all the hassel of explaining. You ask my missus she'll confirm this :D

I think the whole OEM rear light pannels look dated clear or not and the first thing I wanted to change on my car.

If he's sich a to55er you should feel sorry for him and if he gets on you nerves too much ask him to go outside and look at the red steaks on his bonnett :mac1:

All the time, all the time :mac1:

Well he's always concise and lets face it . One thing I have noticed on this site is the wealth of experts. Once it gets into the management of these motors its serious stuff. The big difference between this site and some of the American sites is that they don't all become experts after fitting a K&N air filter and they pool info about gains and disasters. There's something about us Brits that we don't what to loose face so we spend a lot of time in pissing contests. Remember the only way forward is to pool the info or you may end up with you dick in your hands at the side of the road.

Hey cool is that a cat litter tray built in just for those groovy animal lovers or an hole for your wormery:rofl: Some things are better left alone until you have an idea what to do :rofl: :rofl:

Just a quick question or 2 How user friendly is all this extra power going to be. I used to mess about with bikes years ago and you could get double horses from most but the power bands became compress into arm renching sqirts and lack of tourqe everywhere else through the rev range made them quite leathal. Great for a traffic light grand prix or a track day but not a usable daily ride. So what are you aiming for? I find Big Ponies has a double cost.

My Car is still in the body shop as the guy who has built my exhaust has fallen off his bike and snapped his wrist. :shock: (panick stations) So the body shop are just doctoring the old tail pipes to fit new rear bumper just for next Sunday. So I'll still be short of some of my shiny bits ie zorst and new brakes :cry: , But I'll still be there :cool: .

you could say this is a sick question :rofl: :rofl:

I think the 1 bar rule is to stop the tub oil seals giving up the gost and leading to you picking out bits of impeller cos the tub has gone bang. Beleive me what I say bellow does mean something.

Police have Today released some of the names of the victims of the Morcambe Bay Tragedy Lee King and his brothers Sink King Glug King Cho King Also Tidis Hye Wa Ving Lee Ving Shou Ting Scree Ming Swi Ming Dow Ning Qwi Sand Free Sing Wa Ding Fue Kmee No Pay To Day Too Yung Too Dye :slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Daz is goot Yar :rofl: :rofl:

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If you go over 245's on the front you'll rip the sh1t out of your inner wheel arches every time you turn more than half lock.

Hi Trevz No it's not an after market steering wheel. When you move the steering wheel with engine off it solid as a rock. It has been off though when I had the Tubs reconed last year. The engine was out and when the rack was put back together the steering wheel was out of line so they took it off and put it back on to line it up. :confused: I was thinking maybe the top radius arm had failed or the bushes? could this cause the symptoms I described. I'm having four wheel alinement done and getting the steering and suspension checked over but, if anyone else has experienced anything along these lines give me a call. I was really moving when it happened, about 95 mph and know that its my track experience that saved my life. As you can imagine untill I am happy I've got the problem solve it has removed my confidence in the car. I'm thinking of replacing all the suspension and steering componants with new upgrades but want a system that works better than stock.

Pushing the car Quite hard round a fast sweeping left hander when it felt like a lump went through the steering wheel. Followed by arse end coming unglued and a short fight for survival. Once I regain control of the car the steeing wheel was at least 20 degrees out of true. the tracking seems fine and having had the car on the ramps there is no obvious signs of any thing wrong. ????? Anyone Please

Good look. Hope it all goes well. Remember to take every opportunity to use the simpathy vote with la feme's to get into their knickers. I promise you it works every time :slap: :D :D

Thats good because I've been living in exile this side of the Pennines 4 years. Thats why property prices are cheeper over here :rofl: :rofl: So I'm glad they've given us a private room, Do they have plastic glasses as well :mac1: :slap: :rofl: :hyper: :mac1: