Everything posted by markzx
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Ffs
Go for the fast road auto rebuild. Every cloud has a silver linning. Listen it goes like this, "Wo nay and thrice wo my darling my drated gearbox hath broken". Wife. "but darling that is because your stupid car is a crock of sh1t and you should buy something sensible". You. " but baby I know exactly where your coming from, but I carn't sell it with a knackered gearbox". Wife. "I see your dilemma, and you'd really give up you silly willy car for mmmwa". You. "of course my darling. No point throwing good money after bad." 1 week later and new fast road box in situe." oh Darling I;m going to keep the car because the mechanics say it the best Z they've ever seen and it should be good for another 10 years". :D :D We need a smiley thar smiles and then slithers away like a snake
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A Joke For Thursday
You are joking single guys get sh@gged far more often and By birds that really mean it than us married guys. For f**k sake I've just bought a new car for my ( mmmm wife?) **Wally push away Sheryl and called to Cerina "more Scotch less Ice" as he stroked Diane's hair and though, why didn't I get devorsted sooner.
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1/4 mile times
Hey Mac You'd better watch out mate, I've just read (this link above) and I've got HKS induction Staight through 3" system Boost and Fuel mapping so when I put my GReaddy intercoolers on , YOUR TOAST :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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1/4 mile times
I agree that 12's are possible but 10's deffo not on standard gearing or without computer based launch control. Unless they have solid core rocket assist. They burn for about 4 seconds and if you laid plenty of rubber down you wouldn't notice the smoke or the smell, because they smell like burning clutch. I kow of a place where they used to make them. Hey I'm going to find out if their still there for the FTO challenge :rofl: :rofl:
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are you normal?
Well I'm with the 60% who did this and am part of the 2%. (cabbage :confused: )
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What colour engine parts?
I know it an oldy but its got to be Ice Cold in Alex :bow:
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Not happy, Z stolen. :(
I'm a dab handle with my 12" angle grinder you fooking Tw@t :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I remember pulling a similar stunt with my Farther inlaws car. I got the keys and drove it out of the drive and parked it up the street. Then I hung the keys where i'd got them from and waited. Nothing happened. So I mention to him " oh, car at the garage". He looked out the window and seeing the car missing he said "I told those two b***ards I didn't want those tyres changing and they've taken the car anyway". He stormed out the house and of up the street towards the garage. I thought he'll see the car, realize what day it is and thats that. No no no. He walked staight passed the car and I was in histerics. Every time I think of what he must have said to Mike and Andy I still piss myself. He then walked back and passed the car again. I thought I would need an oxigen tent to breath I laughed that much. When he began to ring the Police I had to tell him, and you know what he coildn't see the humour at all. Mind you he always was a miserable git. :rofl: :rofl:
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350Z for sale already.
According to andy Middlehurst it The Nismo Supercharger they are fitting does not void warrenty. He was trying to sell one to me last time I was in there. (I used to have one of there stage 1 R33GTR's) He must think I'm minted. Mind you if I got shut of the Z I might be. Oh ya speed six have got 2 350Z's for sale now and two more in next month none of em spoken for. The two they got are Orange or Silver and both ugly.
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Not happy, Z stolen. :(
Sh1t man I'm really sorry to here this and I feel for you. Its not really a joy rider car. So if it don't turn up Today someone has taken this because its a very good example and it will be ringed for their crap Silver Z. I Hope you get it back it one good piece. I know How I'd feel
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1/4 mile times
Are they American Seconds or Imperial. American seconds + American BHP = "better times and more power than you little old Brits." How come the centre of all motor sport development is in the UK. Even the Indy cars are made over here. All the rally cars regardless what it say on the bonnett. There's the odd exception like Ferrari who's cheif engineer (Ross Braun) is Brtitish. Surely it should be America, shouldn't it? :rofl: :rofl:
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What colour engine parts?
The pink or pink ish isn't such a bad Idea. No no hear me out. I did a spay job on my motor bike some time back and that many people liked it I ended up painting quite a few. You paint the engine parts Purple then high light every thing thats purple under the bonnett (all raised and leading edges, and tone in any large flat areas) with a pearl candy pink. so you get a sunburst type effect it would look the dog's. Trust me I'm serious.
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350Z for sale already.
The last time I was in Middlehurst They had a Brand New bayside blue 350Z with Nismo Supercharger. Official Nissan Opptional extra. That put the puchase price at £31,000. It's rated at 370 BHP and Andy Middlehurst informed me that Nissan has no intension of turbo charging, He also told me that Stateside someone is making a serious Super charger and looking at 600+ BHP. Now people on this forum will no how much I dislike this new 350Z, but the truth is it won't be long before their kicking our buts :cry: :cry:
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Gto Vs 300 Zx Challenge
If I can get my motor running properly by then I'll have a go. Never done standing 1/4 before. Having said that I've also never come across a FTO that can live with me either. So even if I don't run my car could still be fast just watching :tongue: Need use of conZult in north west then I'll come and join the Turkey Shoot :dance: :dance:
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Jae 2004 Update
When I was at the Middlands meet. Some of the guy's said I ought to get my place booked for my car? What do I do who do I speak to etc. Never been before.
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Another PPS and Ice Works Joint Effort
Not Paul Bailey ?? :confused: definately on his web site. Check it out.
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Another PPS and Ice Works Joint Effort
Sorry mate its old age :o Of course I did but I didn't ask much about your ladys car. I don't know why but I had this picture in my head that it was silver like yours. I remember you said she was having the quad lights I thought you meant the quad headlamp set up. So I proberbly vierd of the subject because I think the quad headlamps look sh1te and I wouldn't want to affend untill I know ya better. Looks nice, I bet she's well chuffed. Where did Cerina get the Paul bailey front end. I'm trying to find someone who deals in Paul Bailey Kits as his Wide arch kit is the sweetest of all and looks like a generic progression. There used to be a picture of a Blue car with the front end Cerina has got and wide arches on the the Paul Bailey web site. :bow:
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veilside C2 rear spoiler fitted
If this is the kit I think it is then the front end and side skirts are really nice and if I'm right then its just a lower rear valance, which is cool but that spoiler. OOOWch its ugly mate. better with no spoiler at all.
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Another PPS and Ice Works Joint Effort
Well XCK 1 All I can say is..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Glad to see a Z in its naturally best colour. Even round lights were you spying on me over the winter :D Looks really nice ;) Sorry I didn't get to speak to you and Stu much on Sunday.
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veilside C2 rear spoiler fitted
Syko!!!! What have you done to your car mate . From the back it looks like a fooking Duck Billed Platypus. IF I was you mate I'd complain
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NZR Do you beleive in Ghosts?
Like I've said on this thread. Had I not experienced what I did, I would probably LMFAO at some of these posts. I do like to think I 'm open minded and level headed. I even feel guilty of letting the lunatics out because I confessed to believing via my experience. Just adds weight to my theory. You've got to be off your f*****g rocker to have a 300ZX :dance: :dance:
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D'oh!
Get your suspension and shocks sorted. Infact get on to Chris at GeGready and join the group buy for Eibach lowering springs and Koni sport ajustable dampers. :o We only need one more for the discouted price. :dance: Lets face it the Z is a bit of a barge on stock set up, but on the wright springs is a different animal. My wifes Celica TDR wee's all over the Z on anything bendy.
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4 Z's in two days
the Northwest seem to be the place for loads of em at the mo but not on the forum
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zed 1. supra 0
Having Italian and German Grandperants I'll second that. :mad:
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Remove Cats Or Not ???
You can always get a couple of small straight through mufflers to fit where the cats used to live. That makes driving that much more comfortable, but does not restrict the flow. I'm doing that to my TT because I want to hear the car growl not roar.
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Who's best person To sorce a JWT chip from
I'm looking for a stage two JWT chip for when I have my engine rebuilt and Hybeadised tubs fitted. Will be doing the other bits too, injectors, pistons, conrods, manifolds, Rad, intercoolers, New wiring harness etc. I've already mortgaged my sole with the Devil to pay for it.