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John Dixon's the man even if you want JWT chips, However I recon Johns own are better.

Nick what exactly is wrong with her. Is it the tubs or what. I have an engine that I was going to rebuild for when mine goes pop. I'm waiting for new Gasket set for it at mo. Had it checked out and the compression is spot on. Slight wear in big ends, but would have balanced and new shells for ya, would suggest you do the head gaskets before its installed. You can have it mate for £850 if you collect it. You see I've decided having spent a fortune on mine that when she blows I'm going 5.5 V8 next time. A lot of labour but cheeper than the crap you'll get for £1400 from so called brakers.

Nothing wrong with that. Well that carn't be fixed with a Bazooka.

God Help me then if all you wippersnappers think your old. I remember Aztec Bars being first releast. First bike was a sit up and beg with steel rod brakes. Clarks path finders, Animal Magic, Chris (forgotten his second name who read all the Bleep and Booster books on Blue Peter and was replaced later on by John Knoaks) Valery Singleton and John Knoaks for Christ sake. Levi Staypress, The First Action Man, Johnny 7 Combatt Gun, The long Ranger. The first folding Bike. 1. You understand what was written above and you smile. 2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out. 3. Your friends are getting married/already married. 4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers. 5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head. 6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around. 7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together. 8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to someone. 1) Didn't I write this peace in the first place. 2)No I found that as you get older you just fumble along half cut 24 - 7 3)Friends are all on 2nd or 3rd marrage by now 4)I learn to employ the benifit of my kids experience if I mess up my computor or carn't get the DVD to opperate. 5)Mobile phone!!!! Yet another anti social device. 6) WTF is desperate Den. Never understood why people want to sit and watch other people pretending to have a life. 7)Thats what friends are for. 8)Done 9) Where is the one that says you know your old because you can now act like a kid and afford your own toys 10) You feel you've got go and work out three times aweek in order to be able to keep in visual contact with you equipment. + Then you don't have to get new clothes because there is fook all wrong with those OXford Bags. Which incedently have plenty of wear left in them. :cool:

Thats the one I ment. I only notice what the totty inside looks like not the series. Oh yes and the fact that its a ugly car and this one is going to be offencive.

Pug 305 Made from Nougatt. MMMMMMMMMMMM yum :hurl:

The V70 T6R is worth a look as they come fully loaded have 2 turbos, AWD and 300bhp standard. The handling of any of the R models is leagues ahead of the rest of the Volvo stable. You can expect 36 to 42 to the gallon on the motorway though serious screaming see's it fall into the late teens. Any pre 2003 (ie 220/250bhp) T5 models can be sorted with a Rica chip that sees 315/320bhp with no other mods+ better mid range consumption.

Hi john-boy I'm not pointing fingers at you thats why I said most. I also recall you even agreed there was a significant ellement of 350Z drivers who suffered from a personallity disorder and wrongly assumed, because their car is new and ours arn't, that they and their machines were superior. As for a standard 300Zx and 350z I carn't coment because I've never driven either as my car wasn't standard when I bought her and I've never driven a 350z. The Volvo is very quick from 60 to about 130 though I would imagine the 350 to be quicker 0-60 it certainly aint from 70-130 I know from experience. The T5 is very under rate due to the pipe and slippers image volvos have, but make superb everyday rides. Next spring my wife is chopping in her Toyota TRD for a X5 and I'm going to get the new Volvo S40 T5 sport, AWD, 450bhp and 19" standard with free pipe and slippers. :cool: The Z stay as thats an ongoing love afare

My ovloV C70 T5 smokes 350Z's all the time. Its just so funnyon Motorways and Dual carridge ways, the expression on the faces when you sit on the rear while they try to pull away. Then at about 90 you just nail it and smile as you blast past. Their is nothing they can do as they are giving it everything. :D :D 350Z's and Audi TT's are my favourite pray, because most of their drivers, I'm sorry to say. Have an inflated opinion of themselves and their machines

How come you know so much about it mate. You a closset Marmite fan? ;)

Top stuff on nice hot toast I also like peanut butter with cranberry jelly (or strawberry jam if run out of cranberry) on toast. Marmite Cheese and gurkins in a butty. MMMMMMMM

Given the premise that happiness is the basis of a long and fulfilled life. Just ask yourself which will make you happiest. This is not an easy question because of the knock on implications and reprisals that each decision could lead to and in return cause unhappiness. However if she really loves you then by explaining how this will fulfil a boyhood need she'll say go ahead with her blessing. If however she says no she wants a kitchen. Then ditch the bitch now, because she'll only get worse and more demanding of your time money and eventually even the air you breath. + Next time it'll be a new car or house just to get another blow job. When the Zed gives you a twin blow job every time. That what make us all smile so much. :D :D :D :D

I got pics if it stripped to bulkhead and pics with all heater ducts and shit in place as well if ya need em. Hey if every one on here put pics up of all jobs done we could have a good pictoral manual.

you done the bypass so its not such a ball brainer to remove next time.

Where abouts in Chester are you. I'll look out for ya. I should be back on the road in the next day or two.

Back together for second time. You are dead right about the screws. I just searched round Daves garage and collected all screws nuts and bolts that looked the same as the basic three that hold everything together. So everything is in its place and screwed in properly. I just godam hate sqeeks in cars. Dave will be wondering how that customers Supra and Subaru were held together with only 4 self tappers and 3 10mm bolts :rolleyes: :D

Just you enjoy being 34 mate Have a nice birthday. Oh ya just to cheer you up think about this. "I'm 45 next!!!!" Age is in ya head Legs Back Knees and Pecker So I'm told, but i haven't told mine yet. No worries though I still get chatted up by young birds in the twenties (attractive ones not munters)

Just the glove box, lower side pannels in footwells, ECU cover board, pannel under steering wheel and steering wheel housing + Radio and bits to go back. Quite far. I've have to promise to rebuild it myself or he;ll commit Hari Kari.

Carn't believe it. Went down there this morning to put heater matrix in before I start to put it Back together. Gess what? Dave at dp thought he'd help out and start putting it back together :headvswal . So today I've had to strip it back down so I can put the heater matrix in tomorrow. :cry: :smash: :smash:

Or. I'm was sure that £1 coin went down the heater duct.

ECU needs to know this so it doesn't kick turbos/boost in unless the engine is under labour.

I've got a profec B1, but I had a Apexi before. The profec is more suited to my interior upgrades (planned not done yet) but I think the Apexi is a better boost controler.

Possibly just pully alinement on Altenator or over tightened fan/pully belts. Have you had new pully or cam belts? Or had a service prior to the noise? Also is it only when you start from cold? If so check the above. Its very comon and easily put right.

OOOO now then sweet heart don't let everyone know :slap: :rofl: I'll proberbly see you Monday then.

You up at Leons on Saturday?