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It brings a whole new perspective to being under the thumb...wou will be asking permission to buy your stellas next :rofl:

U need a woman that believes you when you tell her that every mod you do on the Z only cost 50 quid....come on youve all done it "Whats that new thing there?" "Err its a boost controller" "And how much did that cost?" "Err 50 quid" :rofl:

Hey dont mock the man flu...after all its only women that invented the word migrain to dramatise a bloody headache :rofl:

stopping in on a friday night young stella are you turning into a hurmur sexyal or what?

i used to love buying bangers off the ice cream man and playing with them in the streets but unfortunatly sick c***s today think its funny to torture animals with them so I think they should stop selling them to the public. Also its quite funny that you can go to holland , get shit faced, smoke weed, eat magic mushrooms and pay to screw whores (allegedly) and its cool but u cant set a firework off bwahahahah.:D Jonce whats the law over there say about playing "freckles" :rofl:

supposedly cats hate moth balls, i put some round my pond but they also hate black widow catapults and air rifles....fookin vermin...:D

I liked to play stuff like quake, duke, castle wolfenstein on the PC a while ago and its great with a mouse cos you can aim all around with it and shoot the f**k out of things But just tried playing on the PS2 and how the hell are u supposed to do it with them silly little joysticks? when you try to aim up you end up looking at the sky and when you aim down you can only shoot yourself in the feet as the whole field of vision moves not just the weapons aim. any gamers here know how to make it easier.

well that last post was on the Ipswich theme untill someones previous joke got deleted or edited LMFAO

On the Ipswich theme have you noticed the parents of the victims on the news saying what a kind loving girl they were......Yeah as kind and loving as u like if you got 50 quid in your back pocket. A little ironic me thinks..

I bet you cant speak proper england like I used to could when I was a children.

dont worry bud, chrisC has a few spare but make sure you wash them thourghly before inserting :rofl:

out of interest why do ebay keep removing them, how can it be against the rules to sell them?

Maiden played Newcastle tonight, never went but have seen them twice before, just after no prayer for the dying album supported by Anthrax and fear of the dark album supported by the Almighty

I have seen Macc Lads SLF Ramones Sex Pistols Damned Penetration Dead Kennedys Undertones Vibrators UK Subs Adverts (well TV Smith backed by a local band doing adverts stuff) Crass Vice Squad and Madness last thursday, that was awesome.... i wanna saxaphone now :D

God dammit ive missed it!!!!!... just tuned in and its Holyoaks in the city and its all about Homs..:S i feel cheated

Anyone that "hangs" a dog should be hit with the lump of 3x2

Knowing my luck I would get a friendly pair and they wouldnt fight, unless i starved them a bit then threw them a sausage ..

where can you buy them, I want a pair...:rofl:

Isnt a lolly stick rattling in the spokes good enough for these japanese or what? Then again i suppose I was always fiddling with my chopper when i was younger.

A lot of what you say is true LOL there are loads of advantages thats why women dont deserve equal pay. If I come back reincarnated I deffo wanna be a woman. I fancy a slice of the easy life :rofl: :rofl:

sad thing is it is more likely to be used on normal working men who dare to protest about pay and conditions or people in high spirits after a football match or out on the drink.

they have to get the NIP to you within a set time or it is not valid. Now the police do not use recorded delivery but they have their own records of when the NIP was sent. People often claim they never received it but the courts always come down on the side of the police as they have a record of sending it. HOWEVER you have the perfect excuse to say you never received it as the address is wrong, let it go to court and when they produce the records of the NIP you stand up and say "hold on that address is not totally correct" They will have to accept that it could have been lost in the post and dismiss the case.

you need to start with cream crackers and work your way up. Duffer once broke 3 fingers on a particulally nasty cream cracker but it had gone quite stale...

i can do that with bathroom tiles :rofl:

The first telly i can remember had 4 push buttons BBC1, BBC2, ITV and * and if you still had one of those when the first pong games came out you used to tune that into the * button