Mowerman

I'd want to be born in the future cos I want a spaceship.

may need a small amount of paraffin. Top gear did it a while back I think.

Illayma 24" £250 from misco. Never get better than that.

thats rolled and slid on its lid

£££'s Yes they are probably the best, but they are really expensive.

Gor for LG mate I have 2 of em. My oldest is a 17" square and its over 5 years old looks great still and no probs. The other is a 19" wide screen and the clarity of it is superb. LG's have the highest contrast ratio of just about everyone on the market. I have recommended them to friends who have all been very impressed and happy with their monitors.

Getting there slowly. Got the spare set of tubs just got to find time to refurb em. The kits arrived and they look fine. Just need to get the step gap piston rings.

Too true. My brothers gay and I have a lot of gay friends. never fail to pull the most stunning single women in gay clubs. And you don't get all the bullshit posturing of assholes walking round ike they 5hit themselves. :nana2:

I think milk floats can embarass a 350z. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :mac1:

damn m8, sorry to hear that. You can get laid up cover for the car. Can't drive it but then neither can you but at least the car is covered.

I split with my ex 2 years ago. Had to move back in with my dad.Things were tough I got really down. Ended up meeting this fantastic girl and evrything is better than it ever was. Chin up m8. If you fancy a weekend in London. Gimme a shout.

I've got one coming soon, so I've got to do this. Mike can I come play at your house please?

Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. I love the next one!!! 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

PS3 don't trust anything from microsoft.

ROFLPMSL I can't stop laughing. Thats just too funny. The harder he tries the more he ends up laughing.

MAybe but you are running a lot more power than most of us. He was prolly surprised as hell when you smoked him.

BUT what ferrari does it look like? I'm confused. Maybe it should be called a Nissari

open it in word pad and copy and paste into word. You should be able to open the document from word. Then resave as .doc extension.

Upgrade kit means instead of 270 degree thrust bearing you get 360 degree one. Combine that with step gap piston rings you shouldn't get smoke from your tubs anymore. Look up Kansai sport on ebay. Thats who I go mine off.

Why???

I use Academy insurance when I was shopping for quotes they were by far the cheapest. Beat all the others by loads. Give em a call.

Pmsl

Blair witch did nothing for me, the best thing about the film was my mums boyfriends flatulence in the cinema. Aliens - watched it when I was about 10 scared the snot out of me. Jaws- Still hate deep sea swimming Event horizon - Freaky

These are a couple of my favourites: 1) My other rides your girlfriend. 2) Restricted to 190mph please pass. 3) Touch my car I'll eat your children.

tacky but at the same time appealing.