Everything posted by ChrisP
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z world
yes .. very well said Cos.
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Tuning stages
What I fail to understand is that Adam R has got some serious mods and managed 368bhp .... :confused: Surely it should have been well over 400
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Who beleives USA HP?
This may be of some help ... http://www.designchambers.com/wolfhound/wolfhoundRACHP.htm
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Rolling Road
Gutted I couldn't make last Sunday's so I will be up for this one ... Jan/Feb would be better for me ... Chris
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Ill fitting Wheels
Get yer head down mate .... :D
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FREE dog
LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Some companys deserve to go under
If they don't ring me back I do the same ... I expect a good service and if they can't be arsed to provide one then they can go **** themselves. Like you said 1- 1.5K isn't to be sneezed at is it.
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My first photoshop...
LMAO ... No offence intended Pete ... Gotta have a laugh :D :D Chris
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My first photoshop...
looks like Pete left his jacket in the car as well .... what a biach :rofl: :rofl:
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My first photoshop...
Oh ... fook .. Now look what's happened ....
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Recirculating dump valves
yea .. that was for the return hose 28mm
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Smoke signals
Have you just changed the chip Nigel? The only reason I ask is mine started to smoke real bad when I first changed the chip to JWT (Lots of smoke) but I found that I hadn't tightened the ECU connector enough. After tightening it still smoked a tiny bit but after a long run and a few miles nothing at all ... All back to normal ...
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Recirc Return Hose
Thanks guys .. saved me a lot of time .... ;)
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Recirc Return Hose
Does anyone know what Diameter the Return Hose is? .. I need to blank it. Cheers
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Tailend
hmm .. err ... :eek:
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Anyone want to buy this? ROFLMAO
This is meant as a laugh ... I particularly like the Timex Monster Tach. LMAO
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Please help,does all of this site work?
I have had a look at the source code and there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with the script that defines the menus and the pages to be called. I would say that the pages that are being referenced via the window.open() function are either not present on the server or are being referenced in the wrong location. If you go to Z32 under electronics and try to reference the page tis not there .... and to back this up if you look at the source code where you can see that the page is called Z32electronics.htm input this into the browser location bar in the root of the file system where it is referenced you still get a 404 error. They sure ain't there ...
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A little Friday Cheer
Enjoy Chris A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again." Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the ****ing putt, didn't you?
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Mental Health Hotline
read on .... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......" If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and we will transfer your call to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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Question for gloomy thursday!
LMAO ... That sounds more feasable ... I needed a laugh this morning. perhaps the dancing banana will cheer me up. :dance: perhaps not
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Question for gloomy thursday!
were they aircraft pilots?
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Hows this for a suggestion?
I thought Mark (Topless) was going to put forward all the ideas discussed in various threads to the Gods so us minions would get a hearing .... Don't tell me apathy is here so fast .. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: In fact .. scratch apathy ..... ostrich and sand spring to mind.
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RWYB @ Santa Pod on Sunday!
I am trying to get to this Pete .... Will look forward to your run. Chris
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Monkey!
indeed they are Pete If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command. gotta respect that .... System Admin here I come!!! :D :D :D
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Do we need a new club logo?
The Z part of the logo is integral to what the club is. It's a symbol that defines the club as a whole. The logo should in essence represent what the club is about; it's methodology and what it represents. Before starting a identity project I go to every single department in a business and ask key personnel various questions about how they see the company etc ... This way you get the information on how they see the organisation at the moment, what they think the organisation should portray etc ... This is really key in designing a logo that will last and represent the organisation as a whole. I agree with some of the posts above. I would think that the Z is worth keeping in itself, not necessarily in those particular colours and probably modified to include an X and different typography to represent the club name. Unfortunately it isn’t a case for just ‘losing’ the car, that doesn’t really do it. You need to think ahead. Are you going to send out a newsletter, headed paper etc … Print can be tricky, the colours used for the web will be different when used in print, also the amount of colours used. The logo needs to be very versatile in it’s usage. You could have a more modern logo like that of the skyline forum or a more conventional logo that identifies the club. Can be rather involved unfortunately.