Craig David

A 200SX will do 140mph with 169bhp - you'd think a 220bhp NA 300 would do plenty more.

Glad you're out of hospital and feling better mate.

:cool: :nana2:

:dance: :dance: :dance: back in the port, stackin up yer bong havin a fukin laugh and still signing on i went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri i payed them in draw and the keema naan was free the korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver and they asked me to become the new delivery driver the orders added up, two by fukin two i can sell draw when im delivering vindaloos when you're driving in town late at night fuk me clarts you see some sights wrecking it up in my capri delivering a chicken bhuna going into Maindee now you see me knocking out making a cut ill give you free madras if you keeps yer mouth shut ill bring you a curry and sell you the blow ill put hash mix in yer bombay potatoes chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice i delivered the mushroom biriani to this babysitter she invited me in and i fuked her up the shitter i took a lamb madras and a quarter to Brynglas my bitch got three ounces stuffed in her arse she sucked me off and spat in the mint sauce you don't wanna know what she put in the main course chicken tikka massala delivered to 56 cause the people there are kunts cause they never fukin tips i delivers the curry right down the hill this bird 'ad no money so she gave me a ****ing pilll i closed my eyes and made a wish and chucked my man milk up her fukin starfish i had 10 pints and smoked some crack now i gotta deliver a prawn dhansak i got to the house, i was sick on the doorstep but i made them pay cash cause i won't take a cheque chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice herbs and spices, deliver pills on ice i never get c-caught like in miami vice i get 'em really dodgy on the streets of the city deliverin' more draw than curry...which ain't a pity but when the filth pull me over on the hard shoulder i gives them LSD curry and a strawberry pavlova and i pays them off with all this cash that i rake in the girlies love me so i'm always flicking bacon all this mad funk, never fukin quits ever seen someone get fuked with a pneumatic drill in quik-fit? i doubt it clart, now gimme the fukin money this is some of the shit i sees delivering curry chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice chicken tikka massala chips and rice went down private-eyes and bought a special device it wasn't very long before i got an order wrong and my special bombay spuds turned this bloke into a mong he started complaining when he woke up cause it was three weeks later and he missed the world cup he got fuked off, i must've really boiled his piss cause i got fired next time i went into the office they found my capri with the draw they had to seize **** this splew i'm off to work down the chinese :dance: :dance: :dance:

Looks quite tidy - no giblets hanging out.

Camp I can take (I'm very confident of my heterosexuality) but I look like I have a gut FFS!

I think this is closer.

Big respect John - good luck with it and I can't wait to see / hear it when it's done.

Thanks lads - some good advice. Do they charge you for itemised billing or insurance or anything like that as well as the regular monthly charge?

This got me at work - FULL VOLUME - :rofl: Greddy, you little tinker!!!!!!

I've always had a 'pay as you go' mobile I'm going to get a contract one tomorrow - probably some sort of simple tariff for about £30 a month. Any advice as to what network / phone to get? I know f-all about mobile phones! Cheers gents :dance:

Works for me. Great tits!

The iron / steel (heavy) ones which were standard from series IV onwards didn't have the finning the earlier alloy callipers had.

I thought the heavy ones were regarded as better - a bigger heat sink?

LOL, I'd look like Michael Jackson if it meant I could tour the world in a band! You must have had a lot of sex and drugs.

Gotta say that's come together beautifully - wheels, paint, bodywork - the lot.

:tongue: me swapped me tracksuit for a shakin-stevens look me got shit hi-tecs from a catalogue book me grew me hair, like rik parfitt me likes whitesnake, you fcukin' knows it

I like to roast a bird but it puts me off to see some other bloke's schlong.

Wow - she is a naughty little thing - I bet she's embarassed that got recorded!

I'd love an NSX - but they hold their value soooo well - even a raped H-plater is £15K. I'd like a Supra too - or a 3000GT - or another 300ZX - or a DC5 Integra - or a S15.... just don't have enough money for any of them really. What I did see that tempted me was Maserati 3200 - you can get a 1999 car for under £20K (not that I have that sort of money - but if I did...)

Do you need some booze / cigars smuggling in or anything? (even just car mags etc)

A woman? In a Z? No no no! Surely it was simply a chap with long hair!

mainly light opera

I walked out of a job giving almost no notice a few years ago - my boss was unhappy but didn't do anything. Why not burn the soles of his feet with a hot crack pipe?

I had that down as number three. Has anyone seen the new one BTW? Surely Jonny Depp can't match the genuinely sinister wierdness of Gene Wilder?