pete shrimp

http://www.snopes.com/

This same warning did the internet rounds a couple of years back :rolleyes: Word for word. Its a fake, same as the needles in cinemas, driving with no lights on etc. There's a website with lists of these known fakes but I can't remember it. Whoever writes this must be LTFAO everytime they see them posted on a forum/emailed etc

But Sirrr!! :(

I got 6 in the Physics one, although my A-Level in it was a long time ago :p

Pmsl! - 4/14 :(

I watched it the other day and jotted down these funny real answers... A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.." A slang word for a girl: "Slag.." An animal with horns: "A bee..." A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.." Something made of wool: "A sheep.." Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.." Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.." An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.." Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.." Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.." A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.." A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.." A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.." (Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..") Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.." Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.." A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.." A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.." A measurement of liquid: "Paint.." Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.." A famous Dick: "Carrot.." A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.." Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.." Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.." A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.." A yellow fruit: "Orange.." An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.." Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.." A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.." Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.." Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.." A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.." Something you beat: "An apple.." Something associated with rain: "Water.." An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.." Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.." A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.." A popular TV soap: "Dove.." Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.." Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.." Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On Garde.." A fast animal: "A hippo.." Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.." Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.." A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.." Something that has a shell: "Batman.." Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.." Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.." Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.." A non-living object with legs: "A plant.." A sign of the Zodiac: "April.." An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.." A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.." An animal with big ears: "A bear.." Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.." A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.." Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.." A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.." Something you pull: "A potato.." An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.." A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.." A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.." A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.." Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.." A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.." Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.." Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.." Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.." A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.." A type of record: "A floppy disk.." A type of large cat: "Persian.." A job that a working dog does: "A slave.." Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.." An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.." A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.." Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.." A dangerous race: "The Arabs.." A game played in the dark: "Charades.." Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.." A jacket potato topping: "Jam.." A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.." Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.." A famous royal: "Mail.." Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.." An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.." An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.." Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.." A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.." One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty.." A famous Irishman: "Disraeli.." The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor.." Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.." A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.." A type of cut: "Skull.." A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.." Something people take to the beach: "Turkey.." A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.." An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.." Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name.." A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird.." A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.." An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants.." Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.." Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener.." A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.." A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers.." A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock.." Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood.." Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.." Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.." A method of cooking fish: "Cod.." Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes.." A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.." A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones.." A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock.." Something red: "My cardigan.." A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish.." Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.." Something with a hole in it: "A window.." Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate.." Something you put on walls: "Roofs.." A domestic animal: "A leopard.." Something that floats in the bath: "Water.." Something in the garden that's green: "The shed.." Something a blind man might use: "A sword.." The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.." Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.." ;) http://www.businessballs.com

A pair of S14 T28s (I've got one on my S13 :D running 15psi) would be the same though, not mirror images hehe like zed ones, so more fabrication then :p

FFS Mike :rofl: Every time you buy a grounding kit you sell your car a few weeks later! :D

:rant: :rant:

:wack: Yep - that was my point :rolleyes:;)

Contact Ryan @ Z-Tech - in the traders section, I'm sure he can help plan and build a zed to that spec :cool:

Did someone just say "I wouldn't be surprised if A'PEXi were made in Asia?" FPMSL!! :rofl:

It's very hard to find a place to do a quarter mile run, you feel naughty enough doing a 0-60 run :p

Tw4t! I thought his GT4 had been nicked :mac1:

I got 5.30 in my 200sx :dance::D

Nice one mate. Bottom pic looks wierd, at first sight I thought there were 9 pistons :wack: :smash:

Not yet mate, been waiting on crank, bearings, etc from various traders on sxoc. Got a huge pile of bits blocking up a corner of Z-Tech :D Wish some of our traders did S13 parts, actually I'm sure they do :p Yeah it was knackering hehe, my arms and legs still ache :D

Evening Did my first ever trackday on Wednesday at Donington in my S13. What an amazing day - loved every minute of it. I was so impressed how my car handles and performed through the day :bow: I had a 20 minute tuition from an old grumpy geyser but learnt loads and got better through the day. Has anyone done Donington before? - its a lovely flowing circuit and blasting down Craner Curves at 100mph is a feeling like nothing else, the whole track felt really suited to my S13. The car had no problems keeping up with experienced drivers in Elises, S2000s, etc They opened up the full GP Circuit, with the chicane followed by two hairpins in a row at the end of the lap. What a brake killer lol! Totally destroyed my pads by the end of the day and had to call it a day when the pads wore out hehe The car did 120 track miles and didn't miss a beat til the brakes finally gave way lol :p Had to throw it sideways through Esses to slow the fooker down, pulled off straight after that :D My full tank of petrol that I arrived with lasted 98 miles!! :D:D Lucky there's a petrol station on site. I've definately got the bug now, and can't wait for the chance to go again. I'll post a few more pics up when I get the CD off my mate Nick :duffer: Cheers Pete

Shock horror!! A second hand goods market!!! :D:D;) Only kidding Danny :D Nice one Neil, sounds like you've caught the bling :eek::cool:

And how many data CDs end up corrupted/unreadable after a couple of uses! :mad: They're sh1te really.

Sorry mate, that bloody Groves spammed me :D Sorted now :)

What sort of offset would be needed to gain like 100ccs though? Actually I'm sure I could work it out lol but can't be arsed :p Reckon it'd be a few mm though wouldn't it?

Nice one! Yampie, you don't mind if I "use" Fas do you? Probably a bit easier for him to help :) Cheers Fas - can you PM me your address and what colour you'd like :cool:

^^ Yep

Ask either of the guards what the other one would answer to the question "Which door is the one to freedom" Then do the opposite ;)