Slowhand

Since when did you folllow rules , Woz ? :p :rofl:

Well , I`ve been watching parts of tonight`s final , and a few things occurred to me . Whenever someone receives the ball , several big blokes jump on him within two paces , stopping the flow of the game : Make that a foul . The shape of the ball makes it bounce erratically , so they have to use hands to control it , leading to the above kind of response : make the ball round , and handling it a foul . Players just kick the ball indiscriminately in the air , hoping one of "theirs" will catch it , Even if one does , part one happens . A round ball would make passing along the ground , or in the air , to a specific team-mate a more reliable option . Players deliberately hoof the ball forward and out of play ; again , stopping the flow of the game : make that a definite advantage to the other team : a free throw-in , say . We could call it Association Football ! :D

ROFPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Not sure whether I`ve evolved or regressed :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Fookin` Northern monkies :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ( I`m from Durham , by the way :D )

Somehow I don`t think " slack " is what you had in mind , Sir ! :nono: ;)

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Today about 6:45pm , parked at Hyde Park Place ( I think ) , near Marble Arch . Smooth rear . 99 spec lights ?

Chewie , you`re a diamond . What a lovely thing to think of doing for the lad . :bow:

:bow: :bow: The first thing that came to mind when I read Wozzer`s thread title was " Bob Dylan " :bow:

Dumph ! The sound of something landing on stoney ground . Good thing really , shows we don`t have too many fans of crap dressy-up synth nonentities from t`eighties . :cool: I`ve replied to myself in the absence of my medication . Nurse !! :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Wow ! I know their lead singer had weird hair , but I never realised just what a fookin` weird band they were ! :shock:

Happy Birthday ! :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Typical ! :rofl:

Happy Birthday :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Hey , Coop ,ever thought about making your sig a bit smaller. :smash: ...even on Firefox I have to scroll to read your posts ! No offence , mind . :tongue:

Newsnight report on Zimbabwe

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I`ve had mine for maybe two years and never seen that message , or replaced the batteries . I hope that makes ya feel better , Alan . :p :rofl:

I wish I could get a removeable one just for parking ! Then I wouldn`t have to drive around looking for an " end space " so no fooker can nudge their way into the space in front of my car . Last night was typical : I ignored about four spaces in my own road alone and ended up parking three streets away just to be safe . I do that all the time . Fookin` crap parkers should be shot wi` shite ! :slap: That`s better ! :rofl: :rofl:

Did anybody think , " Oh , I`ll buy a Z32 even though they are a bit slow ? " I certainly didn`t . Worrying about what effect the fookin` cooling fan has on BHP is , forgive me , a tad anal ! :tongue:

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