As above, I'm hopefully picking one up next week and I'm already having visions of doughnuts, powerslides, mad ass fast & furious races down the ring road :) you can also include non-driving type of madness ;)

At one point in the night i was doing 135 with the targas off, ipod in and listening to frantic-metalica, with a 2 litre water-bottle filled with spanish redbull and a make-shift straw(2meters of 5mm pvc tubing)duck taped to the passenger seat when i noticed that my lights seemed a little dim so i stopped to check it out only to find the front end of the Z completly plastered with dead insects, the screen was cleared after a solid minute of washer/wiper action but the lights were a problem because the only fluids i had in the car was the redbull and that was set up perfectly so i had to make the best of a bad situation and pee all over the front of the car. a proud moment for me.

:rofl:

 

What route/s did you take?

Wherever the TOMTOM told me, there were lots of completely empty toll-roads that were really spooky, three lanes wide with no lighting that fell and rose between mountain tunnels. I came out of one tunnel and i could see the next one in the distance, as they're all lit, when the road just dropped it was frightening and breathtaking as there was just blackness all around except for my lights and the tunnel lighting in the distance. Managed to hit the limiter in 5th on the downhill as the road-angel said 164mph then fired through the tunnel only to find a police car the other side:D When i stopped they stood either side of the car making tutting and teeth sucking sounds then they spoke to each other i Spanish and laughed and then asked me how much i thought i should pay to not go to jail so i offered 100euros and they laughed and said 200 so i said 150, the laughter stopped and said 250 so i paid up and left them to it before i got the price wrong again:wack:

wherever the tomtom told me, there were lots of completely empty toll-roads that were really spooky, three lanes wide with no lighting that fell and rose between mountain tunnels. I came out of one tunnel and i could see the next one in the distance, as they're all lit, when the road just dropped it was frightening and breathtaking as there was just blackness all around except for my lights and the tunnel lighting in the distance. Managed to hit the limiter in 5th on the downhill as the road-angel said 164mph then fired through the tunnel only to find a police car the other side:d when i stopped they stood either side of the car making tutting and teeth sucking sounds then they spoke to each other i spanish and laughed and then asked me how much i thought i should pay to not go to jail so i offered 100euros and they laughed and said 200 so i said 150, the laughter stopped and said 250 so i paid up and left them to it before i got the price wrong again:wack:

 

lol!!!

long story had a duff guy defending me turned out he wasn`t a qualified solicitor found me guilty in my absents after he told me it was ejourned ,but i did hear that someone paid him a visit ...must have been a past client ..

Racing a lambourghini diablo sv and a lotus elise dressed in a black pin stripe suit and colour coordinating tie through thick traffic on a private track with the sound of police sirens in the distance :x: :rofl:

 

No joke lol

Edited November 3, 200817 yr by bantambunny

fairly tame bunch really aren't we:rolleyes:

pmsl :D

The maddest thing I ever did was to put the car on a pair of Halfrauds ramps, and then rip my front spoiler to bits, I was very mad.

I think some are being a little harsh on the guy here. I think you'll scare him off. I don't think he mean't anything bad by saying if you have beef with maccy's you have beef with him. Was probably just a joke.

 

Have to say though if I star seeing zed's at maccy D's ill cry

the thing is we cant drive a 20 year old datsun and expect to be an elite breed that only belongs to us;)..a decent turbo kit for any jap car is worth more than our cars as a whole. LOL

Edited November 4, 200817 yr by znut

I think some are being a little harsh on the guy here. I think you'll scare him off. I don't think he mean't anything bad by saying if you have beef with maccy's you have beef with him. Was probably just a joke.

 

Have to say though if I star seeing zed's at maccy D's ill cry

 

If it was a joke bird he would come back and laugh at the responces

Not really done anything silly in mine. Certainly won't see me doing burnouts, doughnuts or powerslides.

 

Ditto;)

 

:rofl:

 

Then every single user here has "beef" with ya then lol, we hate chavs.

 

This is a no Zone!!

 

I think the "txt spk" in the thread title gave it away..........:rofl:

 

Richard:tongue:

 

Spear-heading the campaign to retain proper English on the forum since 2003:D

lol i love testing the type of forum by adding a little controversy, im not a chav n i do despise em, but you alongside the majority of forums im a member of have an 'elite' population who dont like seeing change on forums n thats all it comes down to. its a phsychological thing.. generally older people cling onto the past. its all good. btw my hobby is restoring classic cars so i dont want no 'we take care of our cars not abuse them' rubbish i got bare love for my rides. But back on track i dont think the chav market will ever tap into zeds or if they do not for a looong time so we can all sleep safe.

:bow:

lol i love testing the type of forum by adding a little controversy, im not a chav n i do despise em, but you alongside the majority of forums im a member of have an 'elite' population who dont like seeing change on forums n thats all it comes down to. its a phsychological thing.. generally older people cling onto the past. its all good. btw my hobby is restoring classic cars so i dont want no 'we take care of our cars not abuse them' rubbish i got bare love for my rides. But back on track i dont think the chav market will ever tap into zeds or if they do not for a looong time so we can all sleep safe.

 

LOL dude, we range from 18 to 70 on here... im 20.... :hyper:

lol i love testing the type of forum by adding a little controversy, im not a chav n i do despise em, but you alongside the majority of forums im a member of have an 'elite' population who dont like seeing change on forums n thats all it comes down to. its a phsychological thing.. generally older people cling onto the past. its all good. btw my hobby is restoring classic cars so i dont want no 'we take care of our cars not abuse them' rubbish i got bare love for my rides. But back on track i dont think the chav market will ever tap into zeds or if they do not for a looong time so we can all sleep safe.

 

You're right - I'm 38 and I hate change........:rofl:

 

And I also think you're right about the chav market. I mean, ".......Da Z ain't wicked enuf for dem, innit............:rolleyes:"

 

Welcome to the forum buddy.........

 

Richard:tongue:

beautiful. i like u richard. in a non-homosexual way. i got nothing against homosexuals though. this always happens wen i join a forum but i've been a member of most of them now for over 4-5 years so once we get past this initial relationship turbulence i hope u'll grow to love me as i hope to love you. im planning on keeping the Zed for a long time and im sure i'll end up meeting some of u, so if u can get past my occassional random posts and now and then abbreviations we will get on smashingly. life is too short. like my ex used to say 'u are useless and have a small penis. go away.'

beautiful. i like u richard. in a non-homosexual way. i got nothing against homosexuals though. this always happens wen i join a forum but i've been a member of most of them now for over 4-5 years so once we get past this initial relationship turbulence i hope u'll grow to love me as i hope to love you. im planning on keeping the Zed for a long time and im sure i'll end up meeting some of u, so if u can get past my occassional random posts and now and then abbreviations we will get on smashingly. life is too short. like my ex used to say 'u are useless and have a small penis. go away.'

 

My first bit of advice is get subs, it helps alot, plus you can pm people

beautiful. i like u richard. in a non-homosexual way. i got nothing against homosexuals though. this always happens wen i join a forum but i've been a member of most of them now for over 4-5 years so once we get past this initial relationship turbulence i hope u'll grow to love me as i hope to love you. im planning on keeping the Zed for a long time and im sure i'll end up meeting some of u, so if u can get past my occassional random posts and now and then abbreviations we will get on smashingly. life is too short. like my ex used to say 'u are useless and have a small penis. go away.'

 

Yup, we're a decent bunch really...........;)

 

Richard:cool:

beautiful. i like u richard. in a non-homosexual way. i got nothing against homosexuals though. this always happens wen i join a forum but i've been a member of most of them now for over 4-5 years so once we get past this initial relationship turbulence i hope u'll grow to love me as i hope to love you. im planning on keeping the Zed for a long time and im sure i'll end up meeting some of u, so if u can get past my occassional random posts and now and then abbreviations we will get on smashingly. life is too short. like my ex used to say 'u are useless and have a small penis. go away.'

 

i could get to love you too mate iff you put the other 5 personalities back in the box..oh and wellcome!!!!:)

LOL dude, we range from 18 to 70 on here... im 20.... :hyper:

 

And he wears berbury caps and hangs around in MacDonalds lol:x:

I'm more of a BK man myself!;)

lol, I prefer KFC

cant beat a chicken kebab from the local charcoal grill if you ask me.

 

Oh by the way, welcome to the forum Tee :duffer: