On the bank sat the Bishop of Buckingham,

His thumbs he was a sucking 'em,

he watched the stunts,

of the cunts in the punts,

and the tricks of the pricks who were fucking 'em

 

LMAO!

Mary had a little lamb,

 

It's name was little Ralphie,

 

Ralphie is on a fire today,

 

Because of Foot and Mouthie

 

dey is all wicked, but as my martar ould say :-

 

The Great Ali 'G' Aiiiiiiii!!

 

Ickory Dickory Dock,

dis bitch was sucking me cock,

dey clock struck two, me shot all me goo,

and i dropped her at da end of dey block innit!!

 

BOYAKASHA!!

 

 

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There was a bunch of Z owners,

who turned out to be big moaners,

the reason was clear,

they had all had it in the rear,

as the had been shafted by SE!

 

 

MRS DUNK300ZXTT

there was a hindu named kash who joined the talibash he sold zed part's and funded there rocket darts and now is wanted for fucked parts

 

There was this guy from Grasshopper

Who had an unhealthy fetish for a spacehopper

The hair on his head

Was the same colour as gingerbread

But he looked after the Z posse well proper!

 

 

 

 

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There once was a man called muffman,

he found he'd bought a duffone,

his turbo's went pop,

his bank balance did drop,

............. and he wished his car was as nice as LUKE DUKESTER'S

 

Doesent rhyme but i found it funny!

Dont take the piss outa yellow zeds!

 

Why not?? yellow Z's r gay

Black rusty gay ones are even gayer

 

LUKE DUKESTER