On the bank sat the Bishop of Buckingham,

His thumbs he was a sucking 'em,

he watched the stunts,

of the cunts in the punts,

and the tricks of the pricks who were fucking 'em

 

LMAO!

Originally posted by senna:

On the bank sat the Bishop of Buckingham,

His thumbs he was a sucking 'em,

he watched the stunts,

of the cunts in the punts,

and the tricks of the pricks who were fucking 'em

 

LMAO!

 

ROFLMFAO

 

Full marks!

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 25-03-2002).]

The daughter of a Don of Divinity

Always retained her virginity

The fellows at Magdalene

Must have been Dawdling

It couldn't have happened at Trinity

There was a young lady from Bude

who went for a swim in the river.

A man in a punt

stuck his pole in her ear

and said "you can't swin here, it's private."

 

 

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http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~webster/gioindex.html

There was a young curate of Kings

Setting his mind on higher things

But his secret desire

Was a boy in the choir

With an arse like jelly on springs

There was a young man from Bombay,

Who fashioned a c#nt out of clay.

But the heat from his prick,

Turned it to brick,

And chipped all his foreskin away!

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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There was a young woman from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Withing half an hour

Her tits were in flower

And her fanny was covered in weeds

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept it in a bucket,

Every time the lamb got out,

The bulldog tried to put it back in again.

 

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Mary had a little lamb,

It's fleece was full of fleas.

But even worse,

The little c#nt,

Had foot and mouth disease

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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A middle aged vampire named Mabel

Had periods that were exceeding stable

One night at full moon

With the aid of a spoon

She drank herself under the table

LOL @ AndyP - that is MINGING!!!

 

a fucking SPOON!!!! bleeeugghh

 

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Simon

There was a young woman from aberystwyth,

had a friend that she used to play whist with,

but one night instead,

they jumped into bed,

and played with the parts that they pissed with

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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there was a young man from se,

who couldn't help stinking of wee,

when the telephone rang,

timmy car exploded with a bang,

and now it cost him 10 GEE

There was a mechanic from SE,

Who didn't know the Z engine was a Vee,

He knew nothing of cars,

And upped the boost to 2 bars,

And blew the engine clear out to sea

 

There was a mechanic from Silvia,

Who couldn't work on cars because of the pills 'e 'ad,

He took a big guess,

And blew up the rest,

And is now promoted to head mechanic (well WTF rhymes with Silvia anyway!)

 

 

Andy

 

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There was a young girl from the Azores,

Who's c**t was covered in sores.

The dogs in the street

wouldn't eat the green meat

that hung in festoons from her drawers!!

I heard of a firm called SE,

Who's service was no good for me,

There was even a case,

With a gearbox brace,

That hadn't been tightened properly.

 

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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There was a young man named timmy turbo,

Who's car was actually quite slow though,

His missus was horny,

But not from his boney,

It was his friends that she regularly spoke to

 

Macca made me do it

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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Hey diddle diddle,

The cat did a piddle,

All over the kitchen mat,

The little dog laughed to see such fun,

So he pissed all over the cat...

 

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

there was a young man called warren,

who came from the land of foreign,

his spelling was shit,

because the size of his dick,

was smaller than the day he was born on.

Duffman made me do it he said he would hit me if i did not .

 

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There was a young man named luke,

Who's car was the colour of puke,

He was full of himself,

But looked like an elf,

And his girlfriend should have been nuked

 

Once again macca made me do it

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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There was a young man called Johnny,

whose girlfriend was quite a worry,

she was the size of a tank,

and she looked rather rank,

but with his ginger pubes he was happy.

again it was Duffman who made me .

 

 

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There was a young man named potter,

Whos posts were more common than water,

He drove through a hedge,

Cos he doesn't know the edge,

Of the handling of his car cos its been at SE so long

 

There was a young man named nick,

Who had cheese all over his dick,

With his long hair,

He looked like a bear,

But at least his zed will be quick

 

There was a young man from Wales (!)

Who always ate slugs and snails

When he ran out of these

He used to eat cheese

That he dug from his nob with his nails

Mary had a little lamb,

it ran into a pylon,

10,000 volts ran up it's ass

and turned it's wool to nylon!!