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bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

I started reading it thinking "hang on he hasn't got a Zed anymore", then I checked the date. So there was never a time when people didn't take the piss out of indian zx.

 

I suppose even now he's searching for that elusive car that can out drive the mysterious white fiesta.

OH yes I remember it well. He hasnt lived it down since. To be honest though.......it want un-deserved was it...... :D :headvswal

quality thread!!

FFS,Indian ZX, Look out...... :D

i remember this; classic thread

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

first time iv seen this one. brilliant thread

 

:rofl: :p :D :wack:

It's de plane de plane. Fantasy ****ing ISLAND

LMFAO! :rofl:

I remember our first introductory posts by IndianZX and they haven't changed in all the years.

If you're bored and fancy a giggle, just search for his threads and prepare to Pi$$ your pants! :rofl:

i'm gonna go and race a fiesta in memory of this thread

Ahh, one of the classics! I tried not to join in for almost 5 seconds but had to as the future outcome of Indian and Zed was so predictable that I knew it would happen. Nobody deserves to crash and lose their car but it doesn't take a genius to follow things from these early threads to poor Indians final ones when he ended up in a tree (and RIP to what looked a nice Zed).

get a life mate this is supposed t be a sensible forum if you dont have better things to talk about dont post anything

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::shock::rofl::rofl::rofl:

best post ever!

i loved this thread.......

blimey was it really 4 years ago!!!...still cant get this thread out of my head :D

blimey was it really 4 years ago!!!...still cant get this thread out of my head :D

 

:tongue:

blimey was it really 4 years ago!!!...still cant get this thread out of my head :D

 

yes and he still has no clothes on:nelson:

Bhav, you're a star, this forum wouldn't be as it is without you! :bow:

Fair Play to IndianZX. He got the sh1t absolutely ripped out of him, but is still around I see. A sign of a man and not a boy, but then again the thread started a few years ago ;)

Bhav, you're a star, this forum wouldn't be as it is without you! :bow:

 

thank you, btw it was all a windup.:nana2:

hmmmm....

thank you, btw it was all a windup.:nana2:

 

noooooooooooooo it cant be:(..ive laughed so much over this thread and you cant burst my bubble now,just take it up the arse and stop trying to ruin my life:tongue:

Oh the memories! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

noooooooooooooo it cant be:(..ive laughed so much over this thread and you cant burst my bubble now,just take it up the arse and stop trying to ruin my life:tongue:

 

your right its not fun. :) but i wont take it up the arse, try someone elses :tongue:

:rofl:

 

Said it before and will say it again, this place wouldn't be the same without you!! :bow: