Well here's the first one entitled

 

"Things you shouldn't do to your Zed"

 

1, When trying to fix a dodgy brake light, do not smack the lens to hard as it cracks.. :censored: :censored:

 

Number 2 anyone..

 

Rich

2. Fit GTX turbos and run them at anything less than the 2+ bar they were designed to produce.

3: Install a veilside nose and bodykit

Use a heavy right foot when it's wet !

Get a partial paint job and think "I'll get the rest done next year, when I can afford it" ........three years later - still not done :(

After buying a second Z you go and sell your first one:sad:

Mess around with it from standard......:wacko:

Pay a crap garage good money to bodge the death out of your car.

 

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2. Fit GTX turbos and run them at anything less than the 2+ bar they were designed to produce.

 

How are the china turbos going?

Let anybody else wash it

Show your workmates your new "pride and joy", resulting in constant slagging about your early mid life crisis when your only 35.

Forget to change the oil and end up with a knackered head :thumbdown:

Fit round rear lights and stupid razor blade rear spoiler.

Fit round rear lights and stupid razor blade rear spoiler.

 

1 out of 2 aint bad for me then :lol:

Let anybody else wash it

 

I'm going with that one - and not just my Zed, but any car I might ever own.....:nono:

Think "I'll save fuel" leave it on the drive and take a bike....( how I ended up in hospital lol)

I'm going with that one - and not just my Zed, but any car I might ever own.....:nono:

 

Yeah. He's off to the paint shop next week to have his wing resprayed

Yeah. He's off to the paint shop next week to have his wing resprayed

At the cost of the car wash that scratched it I hope?

No. It was just before Coventry. Didn't have time to argue, only had time to get it deep polished at the paint shop. But now the scratches have come back through. Live and learn

That's life I suppose, as least he will be back to perfect condition in no time.

By the way, are you ready to let me have your seats yet? :)

Erm!

Double Punch yourself in the face while trying to pull undo a bolt with a not so tight spanner!

Double Punch yourself in the face while trying to pull undo a bolt with a not so tight spanner!

 

 

:lol::lol::lol: been there lol

Pay a crap garage good money to bodge the death out of your car.

 

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How are the china turbos going?

 

Doing what they should be so far: Making boost and not smoking. Running them at 1.5 bar and once they get going the car pulls hard.