seeings as this isnt actually a car club more of a gentlemens club, where we all convince ourselves were saine. i thought id ask the following of you all.

:devil2:

 

ive got a wedding like in two weeks.... i need to write a best man speech....trouble is i don't actually know the groom very well.....:pinch: but were here now. so anyway some tips hints useful resources would be great.

seeings as this isnt actually a car club more of a gentlemens club, where we all convince ourselves were saine. i thought id ask the following of you all.

:devil2:

 

ive got a wedding like in two weeks.... i need to write a best man speech....trouble is i don't actually know the groom very well.....:pinch: but were here now. so anyway some tips hints useful resources would be great.

 

cant help you mate except tell the groom to get more mates :lol::lol:

mine would go like this "thanks for coming, the bar and buffet is open"

Google 'Best mans speech's'

 

Paul

mine would go like this "thanks for coming, the bar and buffet is open"

 

Google 'Best mans speech's'

 

Paul

 

That's the best you're gonna get I'd say........:helpsmilie:

Not easy if you don't know him well. Even harder if you don't know if the families have a sense of humour. Never mind, have a giggle and enjoy yourself !!

i think your right sod everyone else teh days about me :)

i think your right sod everyone else teh days about me :)

 

That's the spirit mate, get yourself drunk and chat up all the bridesmaids and goose the bride's mother. Throw up, then collapse on the cake.. Job done.. :lol:

its ok im already shagging one of the bridesmaids, have been for nearly four years its how i got the job

I have been best man twice! I sh*t myself twice but they both went ok thank God!!!

 

Just stare at the brides tits and you'll be fine!! :tt2:

I have been best man twice! I sh*t myself twice but they both went ok thank God!!!

 

Just stare at the brides tits and you'll be fine!! :tt2:

 

trust you to lower the tone to the gutter level..! :innocent:

trust you to lower the tone to the gutter level..! :innocent:

 

Ha ha, gutter lever is quite high these days :angel:

Not easy if you don't know him well. Even harder if you don't know if the families have a sense of humour. Never mind, have a giggle and enjoy yourself !!

 

LOL - I'd say that's even easier...... You can say what you like as he'll never ask you again!!

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As long as this doesn't happen........................:innocent:

 

As long as this doesn't happen........................:innocent:

 

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:lol: but I want to know where it came from now...hmmmm...

:lol: but I want to know where it came from now...hmmmm...

 

Me too........

seeings as this isnt actually a car club more of a gentlemens club, where we all convince ourselves were saine. i thought id ask the following of you all.

:devil2:

 

ive got a wedding like in two weeks.... i need to write a best man speech....trouble is i don't actually know the groom very well.....:pinch: but were here now. so anyway some tips hints useful resources would be great.

 

 

Best way to write anything is with a pen.....i like a bic but pencils work just as well.....

Only messing, I was best man for my older brother and was one of the toughest things I ever done, made everyone well up though so must have done ok lol