marcz32

I'd better put my car on ebay too I cleaned the inside of the windows the other day.....thats gotta add an extra 200 bhp :wack: God knows how powerful it will when i actually start it up again :tongue: .........that ad certainly listed a lot of stuff, I suspect he knows it only makes around 300bhp. Perhaps if I stared at mine long enough it'll break the sound barrier :wack: :wack:

It wasnt me m8, but i was suprised to see chipstead on the map. I used to live there in the 80's, the big house at the top of the hil at the top of the older part of the village, just opposite and up from the pub. :duffer: Do you live in chippy? Marc

For me there is only one........ Brooke Bond :wack: Makes a lovely cuppa :tongue:

Dont wish to spoil your fun....or blow my own trumpet But... Ive got over 700 guitars :cool: :cool: :cool:

British muscle....made in chinky land (if its a new one) lol. :wack:

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

grinding/gurgling-ish noise That'll be the mother-in-law bud :) Just take a pavement mallet, raise above head, bring down swiftly on top of offending noggin :smash: ......you should just be left with a very faint gurgling noise which will disappear within a few minutes. :)

I was prowling around outside having a peek....just in case you saw some dodgey looking fella in a red jacket taking an overly keen interest in your zed n wondering who it was :) When I move to a larger workshop, hopefully in stockton in Jan, I'll get my zed inside and install the new auto box & alloys & gauges etc etc...either that or find someone who can do it for me. In the meantime if you spot a Volvo 850 estate (purple) with lights a flashin n some guy in a red jacket grinning at the windscreen like a chimp....that'll be me :tongue:

I want 1....NOW :)

Thats a good one :)

:) :) :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcX-dGFArOk :)

Mine are blended monza 3's :) I prefer the car with NO lines at all.....just smoooooooth :p

Yellow Z at garage in stockton thurs afternoon....prob getting loads of nice goodies fitted. Twin spoiler set up & Ferrari style lights etc...had a peek inside....tasty. Own up it was you wasn't it :cool:

Love the queue of cars at the end :p :p Class!!!

At least we've seen it b4 it gets banned lol :)

Lets try again,

Fat lot of good that was!!! bloody computers........beem me up scutty :tongue:

Ive been here

Which model zed do I own!!! My own of course :tongue:

Nice :)

No crapper big enough to fit that in :wack:

:d :d :d

What about these then.....