Funkysi

I hate scooters and I hate chavs, the two make a miserable combination. Scenario: Exiting the A38, just driving into Plymouth. Set of traffic lights ahead, I proceed to slow down. Now I'd just overtaken some twerp in a moped who had no side view mirrors, helmet half on and unstrapped, no L - plates or anything. He obviously didn't see where he was going and didn't see that the lights had changed to red. THUMP So I get out and he tells me he didn't hit my car, so after observing a rather long scratch down the bumper, I tell him, so were did that come from then? His response, of course was "it weren't me like". So I said, "who the hell was it? I didn't see another pikey chav on a moped plough into my car". He looked a little dumbfounded, and then told me again he didn't hit my car. To which I had to tell him that he did and asked why I felt the car move when he hit it. I then point to a nice curled up string of black paint neatly attached to his exhaust pipe. Eventually he gives in and says, "yeah mate, you can go through insurance and stuff. I don't care as I'm moving away soon". Quite what that had to do with the price of fish I'll never know, and needless to say, absolutely no hint of an apology what so ever. So I tell him to pull in just past the supermarket. He goes to pull in, and then (stupidly I let him follow me), the little shit turns round and heads off in the other direction. Nowt I could do. Didn't get the git's reg plate either. If I hadn't have been in my suit just about to go into a meeting, then I would have considered lumped him one in the stomach and pushed his bike over on top of him.

:rofl: I did have a flock of sea gulls empty their bowels over me when I was about 20 and had my Astra Convertible. I was driving through Bath at about 8.30am, middle of summer, luckily only a few people around. Something must have startled them as they all took flight. But for some reason, they all decided to have a shit in unison as well. Felt like someone had thrown a bucket of concrete all over me and my car. The mess was appalling. It was all over the seats, windscreen, in my hair, running down my face. Must have looked absolutely hilarious though from a bystander's point of view.

Here's a few I took that I am kinda happy with; hope ya like..... Pretty spectacular sunset sailing out of Portsmouth earlier this year. An oasis in Arizona (aka Lake Martinez) US Coastgaurd flying overhead. This little fella jumped out right infront of me. Never seen a red squirrel before (I think it's red anyway, red under belly and tail)......he stood right infront of me just by my feet. Luckily I managed to snap the bugger before he ran off. HUGE he was as well compared to the little squirrels we get over here! Seagull's aren't the most exiting creatures, but he thought he'd stare at me for ages. lol Palm tree + Sun shot...

Again, wasn't aware he was ill. Get well soon Mike. Regards, Si

Saw you in the distance turning off a roundabout, must have been about 2pm I guess.

You can get decent ones for not much more that don't have problems. £10k maybe? R33s have come down in price in the past few years....and it's almost £8k (£7995). I'd rather it have light panel damage than be something as critical as an oil pump. Could be untold amounts of internal damage.

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I dunno, Mr paranormal investigator seems sure they do! LOL

They do? Proof please...lol

*awaits PM from vin...... hehe

Post it!! :bow:

Very very well put, first sentence especially and mirrors my thoughts totally.

Do you believe in God/Jesus Christ as well? I get what you're say mate, just wondering that's all. As I said, I won't dismiss the notion of paranormal activities existing. Currently, I don't believe it, but that's because I have never been exposed to it. There's lots of overwhelming evidence of UFOs too. I am still unsure about that one though.

That looks like the angry bunny from Watership Down.

You're plastered half the time though! :rofl: ;) I see all sorts of wierd shit when I'm fooked! lol

I don't believe in the paranormal...but I'm open minded enough to not doubt that there could be truth behind it. But as with all things, I only believe in what I see with my own eyes. Reason why I don't bother going to church and worshiping the unknown! LOL

Loveling polished with her own nipples! You dun good ma gurl! ;) :)

Poltergeist means Noisy ghost iirc. Something that's defined as causing a disturbance I guess rather than a mere presence, ie a ghost.

Yeah I know! LOL they generally end up in Max Power! Yes I know it's a Civic... lol

Exactly, in the main, most people's attempt at trying to be individual, or different, often ends up turning into something very generic.

Seriously, driving round UK roads, the amount of shitty modded Saxos, Clios Corsas etc is at a HUGE rate. Overseas, as bad as some places are in the lack of taste department, you don't see half the amount of junk driving around on the roads as you do here. Quite exactly how that is having my head up my colon, is beyond me! :rofl:

What saying the UK modding scene in general is crap? Most think the same! lol I am only being sarcey anyway. Everyone takes what I say too seriously. I seriously don't care what people do to their cars, whether I like it or not. It's just a talking point. Nothing more, nothing less. Nothing I say is meant in a malicious way. I'm just being me. C.unt or not. :) /fin

The Z scene on their site the enthusiasts, not talking about all the *****cks on ebay. 'bum chums'??? Oh good grief. :rolleyes: If you spent any time on the 3ZC then you'd know what I was talking about. But since you obviously don't, then I'll just carry on ignorning. :p

Yup. No Z32s in there thank fook! :rofl: ;)

Of course it is. I didn't say it wasn't up to them! LOL